And cheers to COXY for dragging me along on what was supposed to be a relaxing coupley type evening !
VERY ill this morning, after a rather dodgy Indian, and an even dodgier Banladeshi taxi driver who managed to do Brighton to Shoreham in about 4.5 minutes !
Lord Bracknell: Always a pleasure - never a chore.
Trigger: I probably owe you a fiver. Although I never did find out the final score in the Depor match. You did look as funny as f*** watching the telly on your own at the back. And leave my f***ing beard alone...
Fatboy: Leave my f***ing beard alone...
Sea y2k: You are cheeky. I like that in a woman. And why didn't ayone tell me what a honey she is?
Easy 10: You SMOOOOOOOTH bastard.
Rougvie: Quality woman you've got there. You young smoochers, you.
Trotster: Some fine staggering at the end. I have never seen anyone walk so far with their eyes closed.
Locky & Mrs Locky: It's LARGE. Not Big, LARGE. OK?
Lush: Nuff said.
Yorkie Nuff said.
Turkey, Biscuit, Artois (was there anything that you didn't try and hump?), Chappers, JBL (early doors), Dover, Crabbers, poke, jailbird and anyone else who I said hello to - marvellous to see everyone again. Sorry if I have missed you out.
The good news for me is that one, the microphone didn't pack up on me, and two, I have got away with paying for the room...
BTW I still have someone's house key, and a memory card for a digital camera. If anyone can shed any light on these, can they PM me?