Juan Sebastian Veron

[Wozza]

Ohhh scandal!

News story could break tonight - or very soon, at least.

 

[MRRF 10]

what are you on about?

 

[Easy 10]

I heard about it this morning.
He's was allegedly caught shagging Claire Tomlinson in the lifts at Lakeside Shopping Centre. They've been carrying on since the last World Cup apparently.

His spanish wife is filing for divorce, and he'll be back in Italy for next season.

 

[227 BHA]

Who the f**** Claire Tomlinson?

 

[Trigger]

Wasn't Claire Tomlinson once RAGGING Bryan Robson?...

 

[ManxSeagull]

Isn't she the same one who was alledgly seeing Bryan Robson and she was banned from the Riverside Stadium ?

 

[Robbo]

Wasn't Claire Tomlinson once RAGGING Bryan Robson?...

YES!


She's quite clearly a dirty SLUT if this IS true!

 

[Robbo]

Isn't she the same one who was alledgly seeing Bryan Robson and she was banned from the Riverside Stadium ?

YES!

 

[Easy 10]

That was a bare-faced LIE by the way.
I have no idea what the Veron scandal is about, but I quite fancy Claire, (dig those chipmonk cheekbones) and enjoyed picturing her having sex in a lift. *cue vague threats about lawyers etc*

Sorry for any confusion caused. (Has she REALLY shagged Robbo ?)

 

[Trigger]

Oh Easy you TEASE!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Ian Hislop: Oh yeah isn't this about about the time when 'world class' footballer Seba Veron was revealed to have all the footballing prowess of Sir Robert Codner?

Angus Deaton: The words 'exactly' and 'not' spring to mind.

 

[Robbo]

Sorry for any confusion caused. (Has she REALLY shagged Robbo ?)

Yes. Not me BTW!

 

[Beach Hut]

Maybe the story will expose him as the crap player he is.

I wouldn't even have him in my U12s midfield