I went to the Garden Centre today and bought my Christmas Tree . The assistant asked me " Will you be putting that up yourself ? " I replied " No you sick f*** its going up in my living room "
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Joke
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Gazwag
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Was it real or artificial
Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
Did it come with tinsel or did you have to buy that separately?
sydney
tinky ****in winky
don't scratch yer baubles when your putting it up .........x
That's how they get you alright. That's how they get you.
Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
What about lights? I forgot about lights!! OMG 
I've found this for you.
It's all quite reasonable and you'd be buying online so you'd avoid any possible rudness from staff.
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Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
Homebase have 20% off Christmas trees and their staff are generally very friendly.
Gazwag
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do they sell any which are still full size
Box of Frogs
Zamoras Left Boot
All their staff are full size but I don't think they are for sale.
I phoned to confirm and was branded a racist before they hung up on me.
Rude staff there as well I guess. I'm going to stick to buying online.
Gazwag
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That's a shame, I was feeling sleepy but he's run off now so I needed to replace him
Stinkers Bridge
New member
When I went in there, a bloke came up to me and asked 'Do you want decking ?'.... etc
house your seagull
Train à Grande Vitesse
i think you misunderstood the question, and frankly, you over-reacted
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
And the guy in B & Q asked my wife if she wanted a screw for the mirror she was carrying
she said no, but was willing for a lawn mower !!!!
she said no, but was willing for a lawn mower !!!!
bhaexpress
New member
If you look carefully you should be able to find a fairy in Brighton.
Gazwag
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I can find night, nob, throb and horn but no fairy.
Joke
No it wasn't
No it wasn't