Joke offensive to someone other than muslims

[Tooting Gull]

How do you get a fat bird into bed?

































Piece of cake.


Thank you...and coat.

 

[bhaexpress]

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[Lokki 7]

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Oh well done. You'll have fat birds all over the world breaking out the AK47s and storming newspaper offices, threatening fatwas (do anorexics do thinwas?), and generally blocking doorways, exits, turnstiles and tube exits.

Nice one.

 

[Hampden Park]

what about a fat muslim lady

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

what about a fat muslim lady

Do they do Gerry Cottle's Circus for Muslims? Where else would supersize Muslim babes get their burqas from?

 

[JJ McClure]

 

[Lokki 7]

Oh well done. You'll have fat birds all over the world breaking out the AK47s and storming newspaper offices, threatening fatwas (do anorexics do thinwas?), and generally blocking doorways, exits, turnstiles and tube exits.

Nice one.

Chill dude. Have you ever met a fat girl who describes herself publicly as fat? I think we'll be safe.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Militant Fat Girls?

Why should they be embarassed - London Irish describes himself as a journo with no hint of embarassment, why should fat girls not be equally as proud? All those who are mocked by society should stand together, loud, proud, and er, fat.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Have you ever met a fat girl who describes herself publicly as fat?

No way. They call themselves "bubbly" or having a "larger than life character".

 

[Lokki 7]

Militant Fat Girls?

Why should they be embarassed - London Irish describes himself as a journo with no hint of embarassment, why should fat girls not be equally as proud? All those who are mocked by society should stand together, loud, proud, and er, fat.

I don't make the rules big boy, I just play the god damn game.

 

[Lokki 7]

No way. They call themselves "bubbly" or having a "larger than life character".

I love personal ads (a friend told me about them *ahem*) with descriptions like that. It's so obvious who is "gregarious".

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Yeah or they have a great personality, big boned, child bearing hips etc.

Sorry love but you are still fat. Thats FAT.

But lets be fair some people like sleeping with fatties.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

No way. They call themselves "bubbly" or having a "larger than life character".

When really they should say "larger than life"

 

[Lokki 7]

But lets be fair some people like sleeping with fatties.

Not only is there the grateful factor but it does make for a smoother ride.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

 

[Hampden Park]

Not only is there the grateful factor but it does make for a smoother ride.

does that include the one's that you have to ask to fart to give you a clue?

or you shower them in flour and aim for the wet bits

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Since we're now focusing on the detail, can I ask a question?





What kind of cake?