Joke of the Week

[Uncle Spielberg]

"I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

 

[Zampanò]

But that's 27?

 

[sten_super]

BBC News - Nick Helms password joke is Edinburgh Fringe funniest

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

But that's 27?

Head in Hands.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

BBC News - Nick Helms password joke is Edinburgh Fringe funniest

Swine, I was going to pass that off as mine. Its not a bad gag. Can anyone beat it ?.

 

[John Bumlick]

is it your burfdee then?

 

[willow147]

But that's 27?

with or without spaces?

 

[sten_super]

Swine, I was going to pass that off as mine. Its not a bad gag. Can anyone beat it ?.

Sorry US. I think that pretty much all of those jokes are pretty shite, it's a sorry excuse for a top 10. I can't remember what the best joke was from last year but seem to remember at the time I thought a few of the top 10 were brilliant.

edit: found it. A couple of good 'uns but generally not hugely better than this year's efforts.
BBC News - Fringes funniest joke prize awarded to Tim Vine

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

This was my favourite out the list:

"I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."

 

[Racek]

But that's 27?

That was funnier.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

is it your burfdee then?

I have an actual age of 49 today but a mental age of 15.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I have an actual age of 49 today but a mental age of 15.

Many Happy Returns

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Cheers.

 

[John Bumlick]

I have an actual age of 49 today but a mental age of 15.

well ok then, as it's your burfdee....your joke was very funny.

many happy returns, you ol' get!

 

[gull-able]

Police in croydon have charged a seventeen year old rioter with looting the trophy room st selhurst park



His defence lawyer has put forward a plea of insanity, stating that obviously his client had left empty handed

 

[gull-able]

Police in croydon have charged a seventeen year old rioter with looting the trophy room st selhurst park



His defence lawyer has put forward a plea of insanity, stating that obviously his client had left empty handed

 

[gripper stebson]

NEWSPAPERS. Save on expensive ink by writing Libya's capital as 'EEE'

 

[Manx Shearwater]

I don't understand. Surely in today's security conscious times the password would have needed to contain non-alpahnumeric characters as well as numbers and letters. So 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' would have been rejected by the system as not meeting the security criteria.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Police in croydon have charged a seventeen year old rioter with looting the trophy room st selhurst park

That joke should be, "The trophy room at Selhurst Park has been raided and completely cleared out by looters. Police are looking for two men with a rolled up blue and maroon carpet"

 

[sten_super]

I don't understand. Surely in today's security conscious times the password would have needed to contain non-alpahnumeric characters as well as numbers and letters. So 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' would have been rejected by the system as not meeting the security criteria.

How about
SnowWhite&the7Dwarves

No-one's ever going to get that