[Humour] Joke du Jour

[MJsGhost]

Two nuns on a motoring holiday in Transylvania. They got lost and found themselves on a remote mountain road in the middle of the night. To make matters worse the car broke down. They got out to have a look, and suddenly Dracula appeared before them. He walked towards them, fangs bared.
"Quick!" said the first nun, "Show him your cross!" So the second nun shouts out "f*** off and leave us alone you snaggle-toothed ****!"

I mostly like that for "snaggle-toothed"

 

[KZNSeagull]

Two nuns on a motoring holiday in Transylvania. They got lost and found themselves on a remote mountain road in the middle of the night. To make matters worse the car broke down. They got out to have a look, and suddenly Dracula appeared before them. He walked towards them, fangs bared.
"Quick!" said the first nun, "Show him your cross!" So the second nun shouts out "f*** off and leave us alone you snaggle-toothed ****!"

There is no way a Nun would know that sort of language. Unless they were a Blue Nun.

 

[Bry Nylon]

This joke was told in the Vicar of Dibley 30 years ago

In that case, the third nun has no excuse for not knowing the correct answer then.

Ffs

 

[Gabbafella]

Flashing lights, women dressed as nuns, talk of stiffies. Sounds like a hen do in Benidorm.