[Humour] Joke Du Jour.

[Eric the meek]

A woman has two dachshunds who are always shagging like there's no tomorrow. One day, she decided she'd had enough of it, so she took them to the vet and asked his advice. 'Easy' said the vet. All you need to do is keep the male downstairs and the female upstairs. Job done. 'What good will that do?' she asked. The vet replied, 'Have you ever seen a dachshund get up the stairs with a hard-on?'