[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[DavidinSouthampton]

Sounds like a case of avian dogging. I hope a thrush is not involved.

Maybe a pair of great tits though.

If they were near the coast somewhere, it could be (to stop beating about the bush) a shag.

 

[Gabbafella]

I thought she had a skinhead? Which one is she?

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That is one hell of a do on the right. Looks fine on a teenage raver from the 90's or Andy Warhol, nothing in between.

 

[el punal]

If they were near the coast somewhere, it could be (to stop beating about the bush) a shag.

You might also be able to spot the odd booby.

 

[Danny Wilson Said]

Since we're on the subject of wildlife, I had to call the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

Would it, though? Might they not have been going on holiday? Now if it was tea-chest or one of those branded cardboard boxes it would be more likely that they were moving.

 

[McTavish]

Would it, though? Might they not have been going on holiday? Now if it was tea-chest or one of those branded cardboard boxes it would be more likely that they were moving.

I take your point but how much would a family of foxes need to take with them? A few sets of gloves and not a lot more I would have thought.