Joke Du Jour

[Northstander]

Looking for a fresh marketing opportunity for Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Colonel Sanders calls the Pope and asks a favor. "I want you to change the
Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our
daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate £10m to the Vatican." "I'm sorry,"
the Pope replies, "its the Lord's Prayer and I can't change it." After another
month of poor sales, the Colonel panics and calls again. "Your Holiness, I
really need your help. I'll donate £50m if you change the words to 'Give us
this day our daily chicken.'" "Colonel, your offer is very tempting," the
Pope says. "The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It
would help us to support lots of charities. But again I must decline. It is
the Lord's Prayer and I just can't change the words." The Colonel hangs up
again. After two months of woeful sales, the Colonel is increasingly
desperate. "Your Holiness, here is my final offer. If you change the Lord's
prayer for me I will give £100m to the Vatican." "Let me get back to you,"
the Pope replies. He calls together all his bishops and says, "I have some
good news and some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to
donate £100m to the Vatican. The bad news is that we've lost the Hovis
account."

 

[chips and gravy]

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I was waiting for a really good punchline.

 

[virgirlo]

why are men like parking spaces?







all the best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!!

 

[moggy]

why are men like parking spaces?







all the best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!!

a pop at DBS i feel

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Robot Chicken]

why are men like parking spaces?

all the best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!!

I think I've seen that before on BAG's MSN screen name...

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I think I've seen that before on BAG's MSN screen name...

no i havent seen that one before, twas very funny though!!!!!