Kumquat
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- Mar 2, 2009
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Man goes to the doctor. He says "Everytime I break wind it sounds like a Japanese car. can you check it out for me?" Doctor gets him to drop his trousers and bend over and has a good inspection. "Ah, just as I thought" he says. "You've got an abscess up there". Man says "How did you know that's what it was?" Doctor replies "Haven't you heard abscess makes the fart go Honda?"