Joke Du Jour

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Got my Hallowean costume sorted.
I'm gonna wear a blonde wig, tracksuit, gold chains and a fat cigar.
That should scare the little buggers......

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

funny you should say that,
i went to get MY halloween costume yesterday. i asked for a dracula suit.
bloke gave me a palace shirt.
i think he misheard me...i said i wanted to look like a COUNT

 

[ees complicated no?]

Won't they just think you look like a chav and one of them on a normal day?

I'm afraid your plan isn't going to work IMO.

 

[Gazwag]

How do you wear a fat cigar and what's a Hallowean

 

[Berkshire Gull (HH expat)]

What a B**t*rd that HJimmy Saville was for years he advertised Britisl Rail trains when all the time he used Virgins

 

[Monsieur Wabee]

funny you should say that,
i went to get MY halloween costume yesterday. i asked for a dracula suit.
bloke gave me a palace shirt.
i think he misheard me...i said i wanted to look like a COUNT

Love it!

 

[Gazwag]

What a B**t*rd that HJimmy Saville was for years he advertised Britisl Rail trains when all the time he used Virgins

Whilst Virgin, as a brand, was founded in 1970, it didn't win its train operating company franchise until March 1997. JS fronted the Intercity 125 advertising campaign in the early 1980's so it would have been impossible for him to have travelled on a Virgin Train whilst promoting British Rail.

 

[Blackadder]

Whilst Virgin, as a brand, was founded in 1970, it didn't win its train operating company franchise until March 1997. JS fronted the Intercity 125 advertising campaign in the early 1980's so it would have been impossible for him to have travelled on a Virgin Train whilst promoting British Rail.

Jimmy fronted the ICF? where was the book and the film? Hang on there was "The rise of the foot fetishist".

 

[Jack Straw]

Got my Hallowean costume sorted.

Does this mean that it is allowed to be worn by Muslims?

 

[Steve Foster]

Susan Boyle has leapt to Jimmy Savilles defence. She said when I was 13 years old I appeared on Jim'll Fix It & he never touched me!