Dorset Seagull
Once Dolphin, Now Seagull
Saw a bloke crouching behind a gravestone "morning" I said. "No taking a dump" he replied
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- Thread starter Dorset Seagull
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Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
Would have read better with some appropriately placed commas, I said.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Saw a bloke crouching behind a gravestone. "Morning" I said. "No, taking a dump" he replied.
My friend said to me: 'If you look up "pedantic" in a dictionary there will be a picture of you.'
I responded with: 'Actually, I believe you'll find it says: "Adjective. To be overly concerned with trivial or minute details."'
f***ing showed him.
LOL, I'm no grammar expert but either way that is a cracking response!!
madinthehead
I have changed this
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Saw a little man in a pointy hat with his head between his knees behind a gravestone. "Are you a goblin" I said. "No, I'm just feeling queasy" he replied.
Tony Towner's Fridge
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driller
my life my word
How can you tell which kid at school is Elton John's?
He's the one adding salt to his milk
He's the one adding salt to his milk
The English class teacher says: "Can anyone give me a sentence using the word contagious?" Emma puts her hand up and says: "My brother is off school with a stomach bug that is contagious". "very good" says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Toby puts his hand up and says: "Millions of people died of the Black Death in the middle ages because it was contagious." "Excellent", said the teacher. "Any more". Little Johnny sticks his hand up and says: "Our next door neighbour is using a 2inch brush to paint the outside of his house and my daddy said it'll take the contagious."
Hungry Joe
SINNEN
That has got to be one of the shittest jokes I've ever heard. Sorry.