Joke Du Jour

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at some of the evidence.
No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No Pork Chops
No Hot Dogs
No Burgers
No Beer
No Bacon
Rags for clothes
T-Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some bastard in a tower
More than 1 wife
More than 1 Mother in Law
You cant Shave
Your wife cant shave
You cant wash off the smell of donkey
You wipe your arse with your hand
You cook over burning camel shit
Your wife is picked by someone else
Your wife smells worse than the donkey

Then they tell you, "When you die it all gets better"...............
No shit Sherlock, it couldnt get any f***ing worse
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[MJsGhost]

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

 

[Simster]

So where's the FUNNY bit?

 

[Trufflehound]

Why can't they eat burgers? Is it because hamburger has the word 'ham' in it, and so obviously it's not made of beef?

That same brilliant reasoning would suggest that frankfurters are made from someone called Frank.



Or that Scunthorpe is full of women...

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

In fairness to HS, a good stand-up could make this sound funny on stage.

 

[Titanic]

In fairness to HS, a good stand-up could make this sound funny on stage.

Jim Davidson?

 

[seagullondon]

this isnt funny but it has made me want a pork chop

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I quite fancy a kebab now actually

 

[BHAMAN]

Actually this is no longer true.
Muslim terrorists are no longer quick to commit suicide and it’s all thanks to Susan Boyle.
Now they know what a virgin looks like.

 

[Biscuit]

I think I'll save this thread by posting an impressive catch.

LiveLeak.com - Evan Longoria saves reporter with bare hand catch

 

[crasher]

No football? And there was me thinking England played Algeria in the last World Cup.

 

[bhaexpress]

Actually this is no longer true.
Muslim terrorists are no longer quick to commit suicide and it’s all thanks to Susan Boyle.
Now they know what a virgin looks like.

Now that is funny

 

[Commander]

You should know better than to dare to post a joke with the word 'muslim' in. Obviously not been reading NSC long enough.

 

[Scampi]

You should know better than to dare to post a joke with the word 'muslim' in. Obviously not been reading NSC long enough.

Nah muslim jokes are fine. It's just shit jokes people have a problem with.

 

[Simster]

You should know better than to dare to post a joke with the word 'muslim' in. Obviously not been reading NSC long enough.

Eh?

Nah muslim jokes are fine. It's just shit jokes people have a problem with.

This.

It's simply not very funny.

 

[Commander]

Nah muslim jokes are fine. It's just shit jokes people have a problem with.

When was the last time a joke on here actually made you laugh? About 99.99% of jokes are shit. And most would get a couple of cutting replies at most. But because this one had the word 'muslim' in it, it will get a few pages of replies.

 

[Scampi]

When was the last time a joke on here actually made you laugh? About 99.99% of jokes are shit. And most would get a couple of cutting replies at most. But because this one had the word 'muslim' in it, it will get a few pages of replies.

But that's mostly because the "it's PC gone mad brigade" will bang on about how unfair it is. Let's face it people post these sorts of jokes cause they want to spark a binfest and everybody loves a binfest so people from all sides will crawl out of the woodwork.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

FFS, I posted it 'cos I received by text and it made me chuckle.
If you dont like, fair enough, we obviously have a different sense of humour.
It could have been about a bedoin tribesman for all I care, it had f*** all to do with trying to start a binfest.
Dont reply to it and it will fade away like all the other shit posted on here.

 

[Commander]

But that's mostly because the "it's PC gone mad brigade" will bang on about how unfair it is. Let's face it people post these sorts of jokes cause they want to spark a binfest and everybody loves a binfest so people from all sides will crawl out of the woodwork.

See this is the issue, I really don't think he did post it for that reason. I think he heard it, thought it moderately amusing, so posted it. Nothing more too it than that. But because it had that dreaded word in it everyone jumped to say how bad a joke it was, no doubt some wondering (hoping) whether they could actually call him a racist or not.

 

[Seaford Seagull]

I liked it