John Terry prediction game

[Wondergull]

Anyone heard the rumour about Jamie Carragher's brother sleeping with John Terry's Mum during the last World Cup in Germany? Also heard something about JT and Lamps having a bet during the group stages

 

[Skaville]

John Terry crashed the Brighton team bus whilst receiving head from the other Kerry Mayo.

 

[Raphael Meade]

havent seen any rumours on here yet concerning john terry + ashley cole.........

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

inigo calderon f***ed john terry

 

[The Truth]

John Terry is in-fact a transexual and was having a lesbian relationship the whole time. Terry's is facing huge financial issues thanks to his latest cosmetic surgery where he/she had a penis matching Drogba's (in size) attached to his body. Unfortuantley for Terry he forgot Drogba's penis was on his head so Terry needed a second operation where it was finnally erected between his groin, later he tested it out on Wayne Bridges Bird. results came back positive and Bridges bird was infected with HIV.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

John Terry is:

a) a haemaphrodite, or

b) has a one inch cock, or

c) is imoptent.

 

[pasty]

The Sunday Sport tomorrow will be running an exclusive, that JT is in fact an alien from the planet Tharg, who landed in Munchengladbach 20 years ago. He was found by Franz Beckenbauer who adopted him and specifically trained him for this moment in time to undermine the England squad.