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Wayne Bridges and his Girlfriend are celebrating 10 years together. Wayne says to Vannessa, "Vani, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Vani replies, "Oh Wayne, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Vani, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Wayne, remember when you were 20 years old and you really wanted a Mortage for the house and no one would give it to you? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the mortage papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Vani, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Wayne, remember when you had that leg problem and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I cant believe it! Vani, you should do such a thing for me, to save my career. I couldnt have a more wonderful girlfriend. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldnt be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, wayne, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be Captain of Chelsea Football club and you were 10 votes short..?"....
Vani replies, "Oh Wayne, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Vani, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Wayne, remember when you were 20 years old and you really wanted a Mortage for the house and no one would give it to you? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the mortage papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Vani, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Wayne, remember when you had that leg problem and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I cant believe it! Vani, you should do such a thing for me, to save my career. I couldnt have a more wonderful girlfriend. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldnt be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, wayne, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be Captain of Chelsea Football club and you were 10 votes short..?"....
