John Catt Again

[mona]

There are rumours that this unpleasant individual has reared his ugly head again. Is he worth a limerick?

John Catt a peace campaigner so keen
Chose to live in leafy Withdean
"Football fans are noisy scum
Though I'm deaf I'm not dumb
Sod you! Go watch some other team!"



John Catt cherished his property rights
Treating the Albion with contempt and spite
"I need my peace, quiet and thoughts
I'll fleece you in the law courts
And I'll use public cash for the fight."

 

[Biscuit]

There was an old man named John Catt,
Who was a bit of a pratt.
He moved to the Withdean leafy,
A neighbourhood so sleepy,
And ran over a Batt... in his car... yeh..!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We all hate John Catt
Even more than Magoo!

 

[mona]

There was an old man in Withdean
Who detested the local football team
He protested against fascism and war
But the defence of property was a fatal flaw
So he shat on Brighton's stadium dream.

 

[Yorkie]

Not a rumour - taken from the Albion Almanac 20th February

In Court 61 at the Royal Courts of Justice, London, Withdean resident John Catt launches his appeal – funded by legal aid – against the June 2006 judgement of Mr Justice Collins in his case against Brighton & Hove City Council. The three judges hear arguments over whether Judge Collins was correct in his verdict that the city council was itself correct in determining that no Environmental Impact Assessment was necessary for the 2005 expansion of Withdean Stadium, and that in any case Mr Catt should have applied earlier to the High Court. Counsel for Mr Catt accepts that, even should the appeal be successful, the city council will not undertake enforcement action to prohibit Albion playing at Withdean; a new planning application would merely follow.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I bet it was him that delivered the planning application to my folks' house, urging them to voice their displeasure and offering an anonymous phone line to have a chat about the proposal.

What impact did the expansion have on the environment!? Withdean is certainly cleaner than it used to be, now we have a dedicated litter patrol!

What a pathetic individual and a waste of money!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Isn't he dead yet

 

[Rangdo]

Counsel for Mr Catt accepts that, even should the appeal be successful, the city council will not undertake enforcement action to prohibit Albion playing at Withdean; a new planning application would merely follow.

Then WHY? WHY, WHY, WHY?

YOU'RE WASTING TAXPAYERS MONEY FOR NO f***ing REASON YOU OLD SCUNTHORPE.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

NONE OF THESE ARE LIMERICKS

A limerick has FIVE lines, and lines one, two and five rhyme. Lines three and four also rhyme.

From his viewpoint in leafy Withdean
John Catt often vented his spleen
In the courtrooms he'd wax
lyrical, with our tax
paying for his quite silly pipe dream.

 

[Billy the Fish]

John Catt is a C**T
A complete and utter C**T
I'd like to smash his face in
Using a big dustbin
In case you forgot - WHAT A C**T

 

[Lokki 7]

John Catt is a slapper,
He really is a tart.
And when he's launching his appeal – funded by legal aid – against the June 2006 judgement of Mr Justice Collins in his case against Brighton & Hove City Council,
I hope it fucks his heart.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

John Catt is a slapper,
He really is a tart.
And when he's launching his appeal – funded by legal aid – against the June 2006 judgement of Mr Justice Collins in his case against Brighton & Hove City Council,
I hope it fucks his heart.

 

[Titanic]

John Catt is a slapper,
He really is a tart.
And when he's launching his appeal – funded by legal aid – against the June 2006 judgement of Mr Justice Collins in his case against Brighton & Hove City Council,
I hope it fucks his heart.

Harsh..... but funny

 

[Silent Bob]

There once was a man called John Catt,
Who constantly acted a twat,
The fans soon got sick,
Of this moaning old prick,
So they filled up his garden with shat.

 

[mona]

There was a hypocrite nimby called Catt
Who was an old phoney prat
He went on demos against war
He hated the loud Withdean roar
Inspiring poets on north stand chat.

 

[Buzzer]

catt.
you twat.



l .g. burrows (aged 38 and a bit)

 

[Frutos]

"John Catt is an annoying NIMBY tosser."

I know it's not a limerick, but I was never much good with that kind of thing.

 

[Safeway]

"John Catt is an annoying NIMBY tosser."

I know it's not a limerick, but I was never much good with that kind of thing.

I'd say it was more of a HAIKU.

 

[Buzzer]

i was all for a john catt haiku
but plumped for a john catt - f*** you

 

[Seagullible]

There was an old **** named Catt
who lived in a council flat
He moved to Withdean
After patrols made it clean
And wanted our club die despite that