Joe Gatting set to return

[BrightonBorn]

I am in the office and a rumour is going around that Joe Gatting is going to sign on for the seagulls until the end of the season, any truth??

 

[bhaexpress]

Better cover up in case one of those flying pigs gets a stomach upset.

 

[Frutos]

Why would the club have any interest in resigning him?

We have Forster, Davies, Murray and Andrew as striking options at the moment, if Slow Joe couldn't get a sustained run in the team before (and didn't look phenomenal when he did get chances), then his chances of doing so now are about comparable to mine.

 

[BrightonBorn]

i think joe was a very much under rated stricker at Brighton but no not see the point in bringing him back this season i fill he can do a job for us in the future?.

 

[blue and white army]

I'd rather play Hawkins upfront

 

[Mackenzie]

I am in the office and a roumer is going around that Joe Gatting is going to sign on for the seagulls until the end of the season any truth??

I would very much doubt it.

 

[e77]

Might be allowed to train with the squad to keep his fitness levels up but was behind Jake Robinson in the pecking order when he was here so I deem it unlikely he will play for us again.

 

[BrightonBorn]

Might be allowed to train with the squad to keep his fitness levels up but was behind Jake Robinson in the pecking order when he was here so I deem it unlikely he will play for us again.

yes thats what i think has happened.

Although i rated joe very highly and thought he could of done a great job for us he play up top with somone quick he was a old fashion striker....

 

[hitony]

I am in the office and a roumer is going around that Joe Gatting is going to sign on for the seagulls until the end of the season any truth??

Who's office ? Micky Adams ?

(I will also correct your mistakes )

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Slow Joe could do a job.

Only not as a footballer.

 

[Mendoza]

Sign for Sussex CCC until the end of the season.....

 

[Easy 10]

Joe Gatting returning to the Albion to resurrect his "career" is about as likely as me leaving work today and finding Christina Ricci in the back of my car, stripped down to her Black Snake Moan outfit and strumming frantically on a horse-shaped banjo.

 

[bright1064]

Dear God! Whatever next!?

Isn't he playing for Whitehawk now?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Joe Gatting returning to the Albion to resurrect his "career" is about as likely as me leaving work today and finding Christina Ricci in the back of my car, stripped down to her Black Snake Moan outfit and strumming frantically on a horse-shaped banjo.

Is that a 'no' then Easy?

 

[Easy 10]

Is that a 'no' then Easy?

Well, I'd probably put up with Slow for a few games if Ms Ricci was making a guest appearance on my back seat, to be honest.

 

[hitony]

BREAKING NEWS

Christina Ricci was today found in the back of an unknown mans car, stripped down to her Black Snake Moan outfit and strumming frantically on a horse-shaped banjo.

The owner of the car was reported to have said "f***ing hell, this means Joe Gatting is coming back to the Albion"

 

[Easy 10]

CORRRR

Roll on 5pm

 

[Scotty Mac]

there are players playing far better in the county league who we should be looking at

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Personally I think Joe Gatting was ahead of his time. Did away with the need for slow-motion replays.

 

[Titanic]

Note to MODS - can this be merged with the Joke de jour thread please?