Job Placement!

[Withdean Wanderer]

good work Kevez

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Well done Kev. Dont forget that all jobs give you some positive experience's even if they feel shit at the time. Provided you dont shag the bosses granny you can always leave with a bit more experience and a good reference.

 

[CAFC]

You should work at a hotel

 

[Beach Hut]

I didn't get in.

Oh well good luck with the new job

 

[Trufflehound]

- especially as it gives me ANOTHER opportunity to post my piss poor "do you have to wear a three piece suite" comment again.

Suites you sir.

 

[Trufflehound]

I didn't get in.

Try the door.

 

[Robbie G]

Well done Kev, keep at it my son

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ooooh Shoreham - where abouts? Arthur and I can do daily surveilance to make sure you're not being tardy!! Well done mate...

Just along the road from the station.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Brilliant

By the way Kev, what is your JOB TITLE, ie what are you to be doing?

I don't know my Job Title, I'll be doing lifting, answering telephones etc.

 

[tedebear]

Just along the road from the station.

Gotcha - expect a visit, and the Spanish Inquisition

 

[Gazwag]

so why dont you fancy it, hours must be much better than KFC, or is it you will have to work Saturdays

 

[crasher]

I don't know my Job Title, I'll be doing lifting, answering telephones etc.

Lifting AND answering the phones eh? That's what I call multi-skilling.

Good luck with the job. (How about "Four pouffes and a piano?")

 

[aftershavedave]

I don't know my Job Title, I'll be doing lifting, answering telephones etc.

just make sure you lift the telephone before you anser it kev

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Sexy. So, if I was to come in and enquire about a new sofa, including seeking advice from staff over which colour schemes and patterns would suit me best, would you assist me?

I would say welcome to Adur Furniture, how may I assist you sir?

 

[Gazwag]

So you will be an "Adur of the lost ark"

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

What Primark was you hoping to move on to?

Wel lDone by the way

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

So you will be an "Adur of the lost ark"

 

[desprateseagull]

best of luck.