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Job Interview Today
- Thread starter Basil Fawlty
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Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
Get the interviewer to talk about themselves. Always the best policy.
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
- 16,303
Just relax and keep talking some bull shit like you have wanted to work in property since you were a kid ect ect. Worked for me thats how i got my job in finance.
Skaville
Well-known member
No need to be nervous. The interviewer is taking time out of their day to see you, so they must think you are good enough.
Rememeber that they want you to be the right candidate (no one actually enjoys doing interviews). Think of it as a meeting between equals and always look to make a good first impression - appearance is very important, make plenty of eye contact and remember the old solid shake of the hand.
Stress your interest at the end of the interview, ask them when you are likely to hear and thank them for their time.
Rememeber that they want you to be the right candidate (no one actually enjoys doing interviews). Think of it as a meeting between equals and always look to make a good first impression - appearance is very important, make plenty of eye contact and remember the old solid shake of the hand.
Stress your interest at the end of the interview, ask them when you are likely to hear and thank them for their time.
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
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- #25
Jimmy Saville said:
Thank you, i will keep that in mind.
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Deleted User X18H
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Do ask about the location of local pubs and bookies and do stress that you like to get away early on various occasions and do make eye contact with any young honey you spot in the office and make some remark along the lines of 'fancy some of that' interveiwers love that sort of thing and it shows you are observant.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
If it's a woman interviewing you do NOT look down her top.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 26,304
I've got one this afternoon too. Can Kev give me any advice ?
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
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- #30
H2O said:Definately dont look down her top!
try the old dropping the pen trick and go for a look up her skirt instead!!
The boss is a bloke.
Couldn't agree more re equals, esp as the job involves the general public, giving as good as you get, showing you have some kahunnas is no bad thing.
In the summer I accompanied a 'challenged' teenage to an interview.
I was pleased with the way she managed the situation, until she was asked, (words to the effect of):-
"& what else do you think you would gain, from us".
This resulted in an incredibly long silence, btw not good, until she said:-
"well, you'll need to tell me what else you can offer me".
The look on the interviewers face was a picture, but even more pleasing was she had nothing to say creating yet another longer silence.
In the summer I accompanied a 'challenged' teenage to an interview.
I was pleased with the way she managed the situation, until she was asked, (words to the effect of):-
"& what else do you think you would gain, from us".
This resulted in an incredibly long silence, btw not good, until she said:-
"well, you'll need to tell me what else you can offer me".
The look on the interviewers face was a picture, but even more pleasing was she had nothing to say creating yet another longer silence.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
How'd it go kev?
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Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
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- #34
garry nelsons left foot said:How'd it go kev?
it was all about marketing, going round people houses and giving out leaflets, the more you give away the more money you make, plus the time you start was 1 in the afternoon to 9 in the evening, f*** that.
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
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- #36
DJ Leon said:
Well its completely shit, there was about twelve of us sitting round tables doing a application form, and then a bloke told us about what the job does, i aint going round people houses everyday in the pouring rain etc.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Maybe they provide umbrellas.
33057 Seagull
New member
Not if you are going to work in a firm of accountant's.robbied69 said:
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
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- #40
dwayne said:
I bet thats what you do for a living, you twat.