Job Interview Today

[Basil Fawlty]

need abit of advice, i'm slightly nervous about it.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

What's the job, where is it, what sort of money?

Details Kev.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Whats the job for?

 

[Faldo]

Whatever you do, DO NOT be yourself!

 

[robbied69]

Sometimes cracking a little joke with the interviewer helps. Thats what I did when I had mine. Worked a treat.

 

[Gazwag]

NSC Gold thread in its infancy I feel, come on Kev, what it for

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Property thing, i just need to answer questions to visitors and stuff, and the pay is very good 270 quid a week.

 

[Gazwag]

A doorman

 

[Basil Fawlty]

A doorman

, i aint going to be selling anything thank god.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Are you any good at bullshitting?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Are you any good at bullshitting?

Not really.

 

[Bwian]

Are you any good at bullshitting?

You need to ask?

 

[DJ Leon]

, i aint going to be selling anything thank god.

 

[maffew]

need abit of advice, i'm slightly nervous about it.

have a couple of beers before you go in to settle the old nerves

Or watch train spotting and follow the interview techniques on that and you're in. And make sure you tell them about your visit to Nimbyville with your mum

Goodluck

 

[Bwian]

Whatever you do Kev, don't tell the interviewer about the ducks. And don't tell them your jokes either...then you'll be fine.

 

[Faldo]

Property thing, i just need to answer questions to visitors and stuff, and the pay is very good 270 quid a week.

I don't get it... are you going to be a rep at a show home or something? If so, how can you not be selling?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Not really.

Oh. I don't know what to say then.

 

[Brovion]

Potential classic there ...

"Doorman?"
"Na, I ain't going to be selling anything!"


Anyway Kev, good luck. Think of some questions you'd like to ask them, such as where can the job lead to.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Get somebody else to do the interview for you and then you might get away with it. The important thing is that they do not meet you at the interview stage.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

You need to ask?

Just being polite, like.