Jesus Christ, Superstar...

[highway61]

Something along these lines, may have been from an old Rugby songs book.

In Dartmoor Jail
where they hang you on a nail
singing Nelly rub your belly next to mine

where your hair grows thick
from your sideburns
to your dick
and the mice play billiards with your balls

 

[BensGrandad]

At junior school in the 50s to the tune of Colonel Bogey

Hitler has only got one ball
Goring had two but very small
Himmler had something similar
But poor old Goeballs
had no balls at all.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

One man went to burn....

 

[Spider]

Jingle bells, Batman smell,
Robin flew away
Uncle Billy lost his willy
On the motorway!

I really have no idea how Uncle Billy became involved in the story!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Scooby Dooby Doo
Did a poo
In one of Shaggy's slippers
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake & shiver.

 

[BIGPOPPAPUMP]

Down at fraggle rock,
grab a fraggle by his cock
Throw him in the air
Grab him by a pubic hair
Swing it round and round
Til his bollocks touch the ground
Grab another one
Stick a chainsaw up his bum
Turn the power on OH NO!
Where's that f***ing fraggle gone?

 

[Monty]

Down in the jungle where nobody goes
theres a great big elephant picking his nose
with a pick, a lick a roll and a flick
thats the way he picks his nose.

 

[Fergus96]

I used to work in Chicagos and old department store
I used to work in Chicagos, I don't work there anymore...
A woman came in for a kit kat, a kit kat from the store.......
Kit kat she wanted, four fingers she got...
I don't work there anymore

 

[Badger]

It takes 2 babieeees
It takes 2 babieeees
To make a baby stew
It just takes 2

 

[Badger]

Went right down to the county jail
Caught my balls on a rusty nail
When I got home I had a shock
Only one ball and half a cock
Let's rock...