Stinky Kat
Tripping
did I have a dodgy eel or do they all taste of disifectant
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Jellied Eels
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dougdeep
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I sold some whelks to a bloke once. A few days later he came back and told me they were horrible, all chewy and slimey. I asked him how long he had cooked them for and he just said "OH" and left. 
Leekbrookgull
Well-known member
Think you either like seafood,or not at all. Not for me. 
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Most Saturdays I buy 4 crab claws from the Monteum fisheries (opposite B&Q in Shoreham). I spend half an hour happily cracking them open whilst listening to the fans phone in, and then I scoff the lot during Match of the Day, with a bit of salt and vinegar. Crab. Mmmmmmmmm.
Bought a lobster there once, but it only had one claw. I took it back and complained. The fishmonger apologised, and said the lobster had lost its claw in a fight. So I tilted my trilby to a jaunty angle, leant on the counter and said "well my dear fellow, you can take this one back and bring me the winner".
I'm here all week. Kids go free on Tuesdays (when accompanied by a full-priced adult). No trainers.
Bought a lobster there once, but it only had one claw. I took it back and complained. The fishmonger apologised, and said the lobster had lost its claw in a fight. So I tilted my trilby to a jaunty angle, leant on the counter and said "well my dear fellow, you can take this one back and bring me the winner".
I'm here all week. Kids go free on Tuesdays (when accompanied by a full-priced adult). No trainers.
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