[News] Jeff Bezos' rocket.

[el punal]

Oh sod it! Time for this :

A man goes to his doctor for an examination. The doctor asks “What’s the problem?”

The man replies “It’s my penis, doctor. It’s shaped like a rocket.”

“Well I think we’d better have a look at it then.” says the doc.

The man drops his trousers and kacks and reveals his worrisome member.

The doctor gasps in astonishment “My goodness, it really is shaped like a rocket. What does your wife think about it?”

“Oh, she’s over the moon.” replies the man.

 

[Frutos]

https://youtu.be/5WCoRGbT3CM

 

[NooBHA]

What I find amazing is that someone stumped up $28m for a seat, but then had to be replaced at the last minute due to a "scheduling conflict". What on earth could be more important than going into space, especially when you've dropped that sort of wedge for the
opportunity.

I would have been more than happy for them all to have got pinged by the App telling them to self isolate while they were up there and they couldn't get back

 

[Bry Nylon]

Jeff's Amazon homepage

"People who bought this also bought this.."

 

[Cheshire Cat]

If it keeps Branson et al well away from the rest of humanity, that's fine by me.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Obviously likes checking the time.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Am I the only one that's going to admit watching it yesterday for one reason and one reason only?

Yes, I'm a bad man.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Maybe he forgot to put it in his calendar and then agreed to something else? We’ve all done it.

If they work anywhere like I work someone probably didn't bother to check 'Schedule' in Outlook and sent him/her a meeting invite to discuss something entirely pointless but dress the title up to look as it's something important. Alternatively maybe he'd blocked it out as 'Space'.

 

[schmunk]

Am I the only one that's going to admit watching it yesterday for one reason and one reason only?

Yes, I'm a bad man.

GILF Hunter, eh?

 

[zefarelly]

Maybe he forgot to put it in his calendar and then agreed to something else? We’ve all done it.

If I had my visa stamped for a day out in record/guitar shops football and beers with a few mates, I think I'd take it rather than getting strapped in a massive dildo with a massive bell end and shot up in the sky.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

If I had my visa stamped for a day out in record/guitar shops football and beers with a few mates, I think I'd take it rather than getting strapped in a massive dildo with a massive bell end and shot up in the sky.

Put like that, you have a point.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

Oh well I enjoyed watching it, like I enjoy most SpaceX launches.

 

[vagabond]

Am I the only one that's going to admit watching it yesterday for one reason and one reason only?

Yes, I'm a bad man.

What reason?

 

[Munkfish]

What reason?

For it to go wrong.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

What reason?

Like the F1 innit. Always better when there is a crash.