jacko jokes

[Westdene Seagull]

The sick jokes are just so f***ing predictable and old hat and more imoprtantly NONE of them are f***ing remotely funny.

And yet you still decided to enter the thread despite the oh so obvious title

Besides, the Giggs one is pretty good !

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

LA Police have now been round to Neverland.
It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom

Now that's funny.

 

[Bob!]

Apparently his death was caused by an allergic reaction to eating 12 year old nuts.

 

[The Ringleader]

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?



Acne doesn't come on your face until puberty

 

[BBH]

What’s the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?

One went with Majors the other went with Minors.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What have Michael Jackson and Newcastle Utd got on common?

It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009.

 

[readingstockport]

The good news about Jackos death is the money he has made in royalties from the constant playing of his ditties will probably clear all his debts.

 

[El Presidente]

NONE of them are f***ing remotely funny.

Well............compared to your horse tips you do have a point US

 

[Simster]

What have Michael Jackson and Newcastle Utd got on common?

It doesn't matter if you're black or white, they both went down in 2009.

You made that up didn't you Piers? I only say that because it, well, doesn't really work.

 

[Falmer Flutter ©]

Gary glitter's offered to step in and cover some of jackson's dates... Harry aged 12, geoff aged 7 and harvey aged 13.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Gary glitter's offered to step in and cover some of jackson's dates... Harry aged 12, geoff aged 7 and harvey aged 13.

 

[El Presidente]

Apparently MJ died when he tripped over a child's pram.

Police say it is still too early to blame in on the buggy

 

[Brian Potter]

MacDonalds are releasing a commerative burger -

50 year old meat between 2 fresh young buns

 

[Gazwag]

Apparently MJ died when he tripped over a child's pram.

Police say it is still too early to blame in on the buggy

It was complications from Swine Flu after one of his staff sneezed on him

Doctors however say it is still too early to blame it on the bogie

 

[Happy Seagull]

Michael Jackson's ashes are to be scattered in a sand pit so the kids can still play with him.

 

[tinx]

THe Post Mortem is in for cause of death, They ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. Death has been blamed on the boogie.

 

[sod1]

Jackos ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital, looks like he will continue to try to put the willies up small children!!!

 

[Soul Finger]

The sick jokes are just so f***ing predictable and old hat and more imoprtantly NONE of them are f***ing remotely funny.

Not the only thing that's predictable...

 

[Titanic]

Not the only thing that's predictable...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Not unrelatedly: jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear wear black arm bands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who rode more 3 year olds than anyone in history.