I've Lost My Glasses

[Beach Hut]

Can anyone help I went to the pub last night and haven't seen them since.

Now I had about 8 pints of Stella and don't remember much about the walk home.

Just retraced my steps (I think) but no joy.

Anyone know where they are - not going to see much this Christmas otherwise

 

[The Great Cornholio]

On top of your head?

 

[Bakesy]

You're wearing them..........

 

[Beach Hut]

No I'm not

There might be a clue - picture of me on my mobile phone with a young lady, had better delete this

 

[Bakesy]

No I'm not

There might be a clue - picture of me on my mobile phone with a young lady, had better delete this

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

They're down the back of the couch

 

[Gully]

...but whose couch?

 

[Ernest]

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Where's your spare pair?

 

[Ernest]

Where's your spare pair?

Up his fat arse

 

[BensGrandad]

Ernest you missed the chance to suggest MM had them to see if Brighton could do any better.

 

[Ernest]

Ernest you missed the chance to suggest MM had them to see if Brighton could do any better.

It would take more than glasses for that FAT Jocko waste of good skin to be able to be a good manager

 

[Uncle Buck]

Rochdale.....

 

[Big Rob]

i think i saw pete canning wearing them lol

 

[Scotty Mac]

Now I had about 8 pints of Stella

wife beater

 

[Scotty Mac]

shit - i have just realised ive lost my jumper

must have been when i started stripping to "im too sexy for my shirt"

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Can anyone help I went to the pub last night and haven't seen them since.

Now I had about 8 pints of Stella and don't remember much about the walk home.

Just retraced my steps (I think) but no joy.

Anyone know where they are - not going to see much this Christmas otherwise

If you're knocking back 8 Stella's a time you're not going to see much of Christmas, not clearly anyway.
Besides, you won't need glasses as you'll probably be wearing beer goggles.

 

[Beach Hut]

Still haven't found them - won't be seeing much of the game Boxing Day

 

[Trigger]

Should have gone to Specsavers...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ladeez'n'gennelmen can I have your glasses PLEEZE!