I've just had a call from The Henfield One at the Club Office

[Lord Bracknell]

The postman hasn't arrived.

 

[Triggaaar]

You tease

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You tease

Nope.

 

[Icy Gull]

Should've called in at the sorting office on the way!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

this isn't the 70's

 

[John Boy]

Thought they were going to send an email as well as a letter?

 

[Triggaaar]

Nope.

I believed what you said - I was just calling you a tease for the title of the thread. I thought I was going to find the result when I opened it.

 

[portlock seagull]

This is ridiculous. Britain's most wanted man has suddenly become a postie in Brighton.....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Thought they were going to send an email as well as a letter?

That is promised for 9.00am

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I did have a brief conversation last week with a woman in the Planning Division of Hazel Blears' department about the unreliablity of the post ...

She: "Unfortunately the Post Office isn't under our control".

Me: "Aren't you the government?"

She: "It doesn't work like that".

 

[Triggaaar]

 

[DC Rules]

why in the days of modern technology ie email, phone, mobiles, fax etc are we waiting on a postman??

 

[portlock seagull]

The argus is reporting the postman's been and gone and NO LETTER. They're apparently making desperate phonecalls to find out where it is etc. I was going to say UNBELIEVABLE, but on second thoughts.....

 

[redoubtable seagull]

email, fax?

 

[Lawro's Lip]

FFS can't they send a telegram.....

 

[Superseagull]

Carrier Pigeon would be more reliable.

 

[Superphil]

Telex, aaarrrrgghhhh!

 

[Everest]

morse code... anybloodything.

 

[redoubtable seagull]

white smoke?

 

[bristolseagull]

i heard they plan to hire a light aircraft with the answer on a banner and fly it over brighton and hove................