i've just been dumped

[Lady Bracknell]

I was married to a teacher once. Got fed up with being kept in at playtime though.

 

[Biscuit]

poor girl gets dumped and half the male population of NSC start trying to get phone numbers..

 

[NMH]

poor girl gets dumped and half the male population of NSC start trying to get phone numbers..

Nah, not all of us have the simple requirement;'female with pulse'.

Some of us require that she be HOT and have a SMOKIN' BODY and be GORGEOUS.

What's so shallow about wanting a look at this bint Lushy? You know that we don't just fancy you lasses for your outstanding posts, brilliant text, amazing spelling!

 

[Braders]

Nah, not all of us have the simple requirement;'female with pulse'.

yeah some aren't that picky

 

[NMH]

As if it's a secret ;

blokes shag first, ask questions later.


and stop trying to make us apologetic about that, DAFT bloody bints.



right lads?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

I was married to a teacher once. Got fed up with being kept in at playtime though.

I went out with a girl who worked at Marks and Spencer once. She'd never let me try anything on.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

shit , sorry to hear

you were probably too good for them anyway ....

them?? lucky girl....

 

[Northstander]

There are a lot more pebbles on the beach. If he hates football then he wasn't good enough for you.

You're better off without him and will find someone far better.

I too am recently single AND love football, and has to said a bit of a dish!!

(taking it your a lady!!) lets get together !



*awaits to be slaughtered*

 

[Northstander]

I too am recently single AND love football, and has to said a bit of a dish!!

(taking it your a lady!!) lets get together !



*awaits to be slaughtered*

Ps: Can you cook?