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I've had cramp in my hand for about 5 minutes now..



Paxton Dazo

Up The Spurs.
Mar 11, 2007
9,719
And It's starting to piddle me of. Any ideas of how to get rid of it.:censored::annoyed:
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I'm gonna go for the obvious:

Make the most of it. Paint your fingernails, slip your hand around and under your leg and give yourself a posh wank.

Job done.
 




Il Duce

Sussex 'till I die
Aug 19, 2006
762
NW8
Go for a walk/run and shake your hands around like a girl running. Drink more water, eat more fruit and veg, ease off the junk food, ease off the alcohol, and maybe ask your doctor about low blood pressure.
 






surrey jim

Not in Surrey
Aug 2, 2005
18,157
Bevendean
And It's starting to piddle me of. Any ideas of how to get rid of it.:censored::annoyed:

an axe cut straight through the arm just above the wrist should get rid of it.

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perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe
Jul 5, 2003
23,459
Sūþseaxna
Go around asking people what their name's are. When you find someone called Dean, smash his face using your fist (cramped hand). That should fix it.
 








twickers

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
1,673
Actually, you could be suffering the after effect of a mini stroke or something. If you're still alive don't die, go and get it seen to else consider advise in previous.
 


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