I've got space in my car...

[The Large One]

...for two people (three if you're small - but only one if you're a fit bird) to take to Coventry on Saturday. If you're lucky, I'll take you home as well.

No smoking in the car
No Uberfans
Nice people only
No tossers
A one quarter share of petrol costs (naturally)
Pick up from Brighton / somewhere up the A23.

So if you feel like being driven to the Arse End of Nowhere with an NSC Legend, get hold of Ernest's ARS. Failing that PM me please, and I'll consider you in order of my own snobbery.

 

[Hiney]

I heard 1066 was looking for a lift

 

[Rangdo]

McCammon might need a lift home if you've got room. Might have to rip the front seat out like Hightower in Police Accedemy though.

 

[attila]

Alan.
I'll come with you, maybe Robina too - OK?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

He said no Uberfans

 

[Publius Ovidius]

trouble with going with you it would be " Dick Knight can do no wrong" all the way up to Cov and then all the way back.

...and i bet you dont drive over 70 MPH


and you smell

 

[Mr Banana]

I haven't got time to PM but would love a lift

I am a little weird but i don't have any major personal hygeine problems, don't smoke and am an ok bloke. Plus i love the albion!

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I haven't got time to PM but would love a lift

I am a little weird but i don't have any major personal hygeine problems, don't smoke and am an ok bloke. Plus i love the albion!

a little wierd

 

[Mr Banana]

Remember that time you gave me a lift to Norwich when it got postponed ten minutes before kick off Gaffer!

 

[Trigger]

I would love to see you there Ben.

 

[Rougvie]

I would love to see you there Ben.

More than you are looking forward to seeing the Sunshine Bus FIRM ?

 

[Trigger]

More than you are looking forward to seeing the Sunshine Bus FIRM ?

Equally, i love you all.

 

[Uncle Buck]

More than you are looking forward to seeing the Sunshine Bus FIRM ?

Not sure he will be able to see by the time he gets to Coventry...

 

[Trigger]

Not sure he will be able to see by the time he gets to Coventry...

Not sure i'll want to between 3.00 and 4.50pm

 

[Uncle Buck]

Not sure i'll want to between 3.00 and 4.50pm

Well if I am lugging that flag up there, it needs to go up somewhere....

 

[Trigger]

Well if I am lugging that flag up there, it needs to go up somewhere....

Oaf's nostril?

 

[Easy 10]

I've not got a ticket for Cov, but I'd go just to spend a few precious hours in a confined space with an NSC LEGEND.

 

[Rougvie]

Not sure he will be able to see by the time he gets to Coventry...

I know we wont, i've just popped along to American Airlines to borrow a rather large bottle they use to drain engine oil.

Can you guess what LIQUID it will be used to hold, i've been told there are no stops on the way to Covvers, unlike you TRAIN boys.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I know we wont, i've just popped along to American Airlines to borrow a rather large bottle they use to drain engine oil.

Can you guess what LIQUID it will be used to hold, i've been told there are no stops on the way to Covvers, unlike you TRAIN boys.

I remember being in Albania and they had no loo's in the ground. So having been on the beer all day, people armed themselves with plastic bags. After the game, we were kept in and the locals were throwing rocks into our stand. So the lads at the top of the stand leant ended up lobbing bags of piss on the Albanians.

Just thought that I would share that with you.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oaf's nostril?

How about his ears?