The Peanut Roaster
Banned
Got a poker night on Saturday, and I've decided to invite a Croydon pikey round to join us.
Because I'm such a thoughtfull host, I'd like to make him feel at home.
I thought I might start with chaining a couple of rottweillers by the front door, and maybe getting some kids from the local orphanage to run around around in dirty nappies.
Any other ideas to make him feel welcome?
Because I'm such a thoughtfull host, I'd like to make him feel at home.
I thought I might start with chaining a couple of rottweillers by the front door, and maybe getting some kids from the local orphanage to run around around in dirty nappies.
Any other ideas to make him feel welcome?