I've been to Croydon today

[Lady Whistledown]

(1) I am very very sorry, and won't do it again

(2) It's easy to forget just how UGLY the place is, is it not?

 

[Frutos]

I trust you've burnt all your clothing and have taken the first 5 of your mandated 17 showers to ensure that all traces of it are removed?

 

[Frutos]

Also Mods, is visiting Croydon not a banning offence?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It's easy to forget just how UGLY the women are, is it not?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Also Mods, is visiting Croydonbloke not a banning offence?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Don't ban me, I took all relevant precautions

 

[csider]

Did you play 'spot the non-inbred?'

 

[Gully]

That is somewhat reassuring, but the question is...did you go there for a particular reason, by mistake or purely to gloat?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd like to say it was a mistake, but no, I must confess (in order to be fully absolved of my sin), it was planned.

Went into a few shops, admired, if that is the right word, the concrete architecture straight out of When Town Planning Goes Wrong, and then, horror of horrors, ventured hesitantly into the nearby IKEA. What a huge error that proved to be.

If anyone can show me a worse shop, on the entire PLANET, than this, then I'd like to see it.

 

[who me?]

nothing wrong with going to croydump,i go to Ikea all the time.i like to drive around a bit with my brighton stickers on display.

did you notice the good view of the wembley arch as you drove down hill past the old croydon airdrome

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

That is somewhat reassuring, but the question is...did you go there for a particular reason, by mistake or purely to gloat?

May have been there trying to catch burglars driving away from the area.

 

[who me?]

worse shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ikea do lovely lighting, my gaff is stuffed it

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I once went to Croydon to perform on stage at the Fairfield Halls with The Albion Band.

Talk about casting pearls before swine ...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

did you notice the good view of the wembley arch as you drove down hill past the old croydon airdrome

Unfortunately not, the paper bag over my head kind of blocked my line of sight.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I once went to Cr*yd*n to perform on a terrace at the Sel**** P**k (no I really can't type that) with the Albion Fans

 

[Braders]

Did you play 'spot the non-inbred?'

we were playing that last time we went up


last i heard that game was still ongoing..

 

[footychick]

I've been to Shithurst Park


























































to see Wimbledon play

 

[m20gull]

If you want a souvenir my local post office sells postcards of Croydon.

No. Really!

 

[herbicide]

Don't worry. You won't have to come back for a while.

 

[7:18]

I've been to Shithurst Park to see Wimbledon play

me too, we lost on a Shipperly penalty late on, was my first game within the Brighton v Palace atmosphere...