I've applied...................

[seagullsovergrimsby]

..... to work at KFC so I can write a blog of my exploits on NSC.

 

[Gazwag]

.................to become a member of the labour party as DC ignored me when he came to my town

 

[Don Quixote]

To be honest, I don't know how you'd be able to even do that job. You can't even write properly you buffoon.

 

[ROSM]

............................ the spell check functionality to my PC'

 

[J2 BHA]

....................the KY, come on in!

 

[bhaexpress]

is that posh talk for really meaning your house is being repossessed ?

 

[John Bumlick]

..... to work at KFC so I can write a blog of my exploits on NSC.

i think you mean 'column'.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

ring ring.....ring ring.....


"Hello, Albion ticket office, how can I help"

"Hi, I'd like to buy two tickets for Saturday's match, for me and my old man, please"

"Excellent. Two places in hospitality?".

"Er, no thanks, just one adult, and one pensioner, in the South Stand".

"Oh. How common. Are you poor?"

"Er, sorry? Can I order the tickets please? South Stand wings please, actually. Might as well save a couple of bob".

"No sorry we don't want your kind lowering the tone. Goodbye".




Best leave it Tim, eh?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

ring ring.....ring ring.....


"Hello, Albion ticket office, how can I help"

"Hi, I'd like to buy two tickets for Saturday's match, for me and my old man, please"

"Excellent. Two places in hospitality?".

"Er, no thanks, just one adult, and one pensioner, in the South Stand".

"Oh. How common. Are you poor?"

"Er, sorry? Can I order the tickets please? South Stand wings please, actually. Might as well save a couple of bob".

"No sorry we don't want your kind lowering the tone. Goodbye".




Best leave it Tim, eh?

Surprised there wasnt the obligatory dig at Whitehawk or Moulsecoombe either. That or the gays.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

ring ring.....ring ring.....


"Hello, Albion ticket office, how can I help"

"Hi, I'd like to buy two tickets for Saturday's match, for me and my old man, please"

"Excellent. Two places in hospitality?".

"Er, no thanks, just one adult, and one pensioner, in the South Stand".

"Oh. How common. Are you poor?"

"Er, sorry? Can I order the tickets please? South Stand wings please, actually. Might as well save a couple of bob".

"No sorry we don't want your kind lowering the tone. Goodbye".




Best leave it Tim, eh?

I'd probably ask if their father could pay instead. Or perhaps some nice bloke might give them a ticket at an Albion do which they'd be slavering grateful for at the time.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'd probably ask if their father could pay. Again!

Sorry Tim - you're too clever for me. I don't get it. Can you explain, please?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I knew how much you'd all enjoy this.