[Football] Ivan toney going to be in trouble - BANNED for 8 months to 17th Jan 2024

[jcdenton08]

maybe

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

 

[Brian Fantana]

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

Shall we put you down as being on the fence then?

 

[Swansman]

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

... and your point is?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Silly but wont judge without context. He's obviously in some warm country so he could really just mean "**** Brentford" in that sense. If I go to Bahamas right now I could say "**** Sweden ".

Will you be saying the same if you come and live in Portslade

 

[The Optimist]

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

What’s any of that got to do with people’s views on tattoos?

 

[Swansman]

Will you be saying the same if you come and live in Portslade

No idea, I might fall in love with the place. Who knows, maybe I'll never leave England once I'm there.

 

[albionalbino]

It looks like Dubai on the mainland. If so, he's technically drinking alcohol in a public place and flouting their very strict laws.

 

[LamieRobertson]

No idea, I might fall in love with the place. Who knows, maybe I'll never leave England once I'm there.

It was a light hearted comment swannie …

 

[Swansman]

It was a light hearted comment swannie …

Yes but I decided to take it seriously : )

 

[jcdenton08]

Incidentally, I took a moment to register the username "Swansman" on the forums of every top ten PL club. For sale, if you're interested?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

It was a light hearted comment swannie …

The fake swede will be looking up your 39,400 posts as we speak

 

[Questions]

My take on that 3 second clip, is that there is one thing he is planning to ****, and it's not a football club.

Good on the boy. I would

 

[jcdenton08]

Good on the boy. I would

He is married with a young son at home...

 

[Swansman]

Incidentally, I took a moment to register the username "Swansman" on the forums of every top ten PL club. For sale, if you're interested?

No I'm good thx

 

[essbee1]

No idea, I might fall in love with the place. Who knows, maybe I'll never leave England once I'm there.

The offer of a lift to Gatwick is always there mate

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Incidentally, I took a moment to register the username "Swansman" on the forums of every top ten PL club. For sale, if you're interested?

You’ve messed up there.

Swanny joined us, as Potter moved here from Swansea, thus the ‘swansman’ moniker. Accordingly, when he signs up to RedCafe or wherever, it will be as ‘Gullsman’...

 

[wellquickwoody]

... and your point is?

You know nothing about English football culture, you have not lived it, sweated it or breathed it in. You are just an outside observer.

 

[Questions]

He is married with a young son at home...

In that case I obviously wouldn’t ………………. But I would.

 

[Swansman]

You’ve messed up there.

Swanny joined us, as Potter moved here from Swansea, thus the ‘swansman’ moniker. Accordingly, when he signs up to RedCafe or wherever, it will be as ‘Gullsman’...

Yup. Also unlikely to "follow" him to a big club... unless I can find a way to make money from it.

 

[Swansman]

You know nothing about English football culture, you have not lived it, sweated it or breathed it in. You are just an outside observer.

... and your point is?