It's my burfday today...

[Selhurst Wonderland]

....and not one of you weed scuzz buckets has offered any sort of salutation.
For shame!

 

[KneeOn]

f*** off

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

happy birthday scummer

 

[skipper734]

Bozza sent me one. 64 not very wrinkly.

 

[The Large One]

How do you know it's your birthday?

Who would have told you that?

 

[xenophon]

Have your balls dropped yet in time for the summer break?

 

[bhaexpress]

We didn't want to mention it as we know you had nothing to celebrate.

 

[Everest]

No salutation, but you can have this solution if you like.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

here's a present, Knob Rot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuST2C-418

 

[Martinf]

I've just arranged some pegs on the floor to spell out 'happy birthday' in your honour.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

....fathers name on birth certificate....


some soldiers

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

'Appy berfday, innit

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

How did you celebrate?

Was it watching the other pikeys let your lurcher win at coarsing?

Spending the dividend from a good week of tarmaccing?

Eating BBQ'ed squirrels?

Boning your sister (who happens to be your Aunt)?

Go on tell us.

HCQ

p.s. Seriously, Happy Birthday



















Hope Mum / Auntie and Dad / Brother got you something nice.

 

[Gerbil]

I like you Selhurst, happy birthday

 

[readingstockport]

....and not one of you weed scuzz buckets has offered any sort of salutation.
For shame!

Happy bday from me.

 

[footychick]

Happy Birthday Palarse man x

 

[daveinprague]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS4-JXB2yUU

 

[little al]

Hbsw

 

[Horsham Gull]

Happy birthday mate!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hope you had a shit day and all your teeth fall out.