JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
I'll get the ball rolling with some classics:
'Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.'
'Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.'
'Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.'
'Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.'
'Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.'
'Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.'
'Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.'
'Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by running a bit slower.'