It's a MILF thread

[Easy 10]

Mad as a moose, but I kinda think she qualifies. Her thighs looked quite shapely in that debate with wotsisname the other night.

Nice grip as well.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Amanda Burton.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

You know what Easy, I reckon she'd tick all Buzzer's boxes.

She's definitely wonky in the head anyway.

So just for him...

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Amanda Burton.

Can't f***ing stand this woman for some reason

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You know what Easy, I reckon she'd tick all Buzzer's boxes.

She's definitely wonky in the head anyway.

She's a little bit CHUNKY for buzzer though, isn't she? Also NOT blonde.

I think he'd prefer Carol JACKSON off Eastenders (c) 1995.

 

[otk]

MILF joke

I was in a bar and got talking to a stunning woman in her forties

We had a few drinks and the talk got a bit fruity, and she then asked me if I’d ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter

I said no and she said if I wanted, we could remedy that situation

I said OK and we went back to her place

I was quite excited in the taxi and we pulled up to a swish pad

We went into her place and she put on the hall light, then called up the stairs…

‘Mother………..!’

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Buzzer is going to have FUN 2nite I can see that.

As for myself well Myleene DEFINITELY.

Honourable mention for Heather Lockyear tho

Waynes World:
"Look Garth its Heather Lockyear and she's waving at us"

 

[MattBackHome]

Belluci-ful...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Can't f***ing stand this woman for some reason

WRONG in the HEAD.

 

[Nibble]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

She's a little bit CHUNKY for buzzer though, isn't she? Also NOT blonde.

I think he'd prefer Carol JACKSON off Eastenders (c) 1995.

Carol Jackson was also a bit well fat for Buzzer.

Remember: Blonde, 40+, wrong in the head AND skinny as a rake with little or no boobs...

He will be reaching for the tissues as he reads that...

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Carol Jackson was also a bit well fat for Buzzer.

Remember: Blonde, 40+, wrong in the head AND skinny as a rake with little or no boobs...

He will be reaching for the tissues as he reads that...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Remember: Blonde, 40+, wrong in the head AND skinny as a rake with little or no boobs...

...

Peter Stringfellow?

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

There's Mums and then there's Gary Glitter's Mum - no no no

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Cor I still would with Lulu Dan definitely.

 

[Nibble]

 

[Eric Potts]

She does have her knockers , but I give you ...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Mum of the YEAR!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Yes she DOES have a PAIR of knockers.

Also is Mrs Redknapp a mother now?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Good call.