Is this girl too skinny? (not safe for work)

[Wozza]

By the way Kev, just to warn you, 'real' women typically don't have breasts like that.

Occasionally you might get your hands on a cracking pair, but the sad truth is that women's breasts are often quite saggy, odd-shaped and sometimes even different sizes (do NOT point this out to a woman if you notice).

If you see a clothed girl with great tits, keep in mind that she may be wearing a push-up bra, so prepare for disappointment if you manage to get her home (make sure you don't LOOK disappointed).

Just don't want you gettting too excited, like.

 

[the full harris]

I think she looks a bit odd.

 

[the full harris]

oh, and so i voted 'too skinny'.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

too skinny. you have to see the whole picture on the creen to get it tho.

 

[Stat Brother]

By the way Kev, just to warn you, 'real' women typically don't have breasts like that.

Occasionally you might get your hands on a cracking pair, but the sad truth is that women's breasts are often quite saggy, odd-shaped and sometimes even different sizes (do NOT point this out to a woman if you notice).

If you see a clothed girl with great tits, keep in mind that she may be wearing a push-up bra, so prepare for disappointment if you manage to get her home (make sure you don't LOOK disappointed).

Just don't want you gettting too excited, like.

I don't know whether to be pleased, Wozza, you care so much about a fellow NSCer. You are prepared to take Young Kev under your wing & save him from a right good shoeing.

Or broken hearted for Kev cause you've just shattered all his dreams & given the lad nothing to live for.