is the Queen still sexually active at 80

[Napper]

well is she ?

 

[Tooting Gull]

I'm guessing just the four times ever. But it's not a pleasant thought of a Friday morning...

 

[Gwylan]

I came back from Munich yesterday and according to the German tabloid I bought for the flight, she and Phil the Greek scarcely exchange a chaste kiss.

It also says that she's had two affairs: one with Lord Porchester (widely rumoured over here too) and Baron Plunkett - a new name to me.

Das Bild is an amazing read: it makes the Sun look the FT. The headline on yesterday's paper was about a TV actress who was in her first sex scene at 67. That was deemed the important story yesterday. Marvellous stuff.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm guessing just the four times ever. But it's not a pleasant thought of a Friday morning...

I assume there may have been a few dry runs....Oh dear god!!

 

[Trufflehound]

....she and Phil the Greek scarcely exchange a chaste kiss.

Can you blame her...?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Gwylan, you are an educated man who has travelled.

Who is the woman (i think she is french) that Phil the Greek has 3 daughters with ? I seem to remember it was quite openly known in europe but the british press didn't publish anything.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Das Bild is an amazing read: it makes the Sun look the FT. The headline on yesterday's paper was about a TV actress who was in her first sex scene at 67. That was deemed the important story yesterday. Marvellous stuff.

Agreed, it's briliant - and more smut-obsessed than, say, Les Biehn - that's when they're not obsessing about the lovely Pope.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Is a QUEEN orgasm different from a 'king ORGASM?

 

[bhafc99]

I'm guessing just the four times ever. But it's not a pleasant thought of a Friday morning...

To be fair, in the 1950s Liz wasn't too shabby. Fine pair of baps. You would have, back then.



(Gets coat.

Puts coat over nearby puddle.)

 

[Tooting Gull]

Anyone else see that programme about Princess Margaret last night? She was a right goer with a very 'louche' lifestyle.

 

[magoo]

My mate has seen her close up when he went with his dad to collect his OBE. He said she's got massive knockers!!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Anyone else see that programme about Princess Margaret last night? She was a right goer with a very 'louche' lifestyle.

I think that was based largely on fiction. Bizzare programme.

 

[Man of Harveys]

My mate has seen her close up when he went with his dad to collect his OBE. He said she's got massive knockers!!

Agreed, norma snockers. Or (wait for it)...ma'am-arries....

 

[aftershavedave]

Agreed, norma snockers. Or (wait for it)...ma'am-arries....

boom boom

 

[readingstockport]

Phil's been having bits on the side for years. All over the world as well.

I've heard tell of a yank, a greek, an italian and the french one.

 

[Easy 10]

And one with "little slitty eyes" no doubt.

 

[zefarelly]

Phil Love slitty titty

 

[eastlondonseagull]

By the looks of it, yup

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I wish the Pap, would leave them alone.

 

[Blackadder]

Over many generations, our Royal Family has had the pick of royal suitors to marry.

There are many beautiful women/handome men all over europe!

With that in mind............................


You'd think the Royal family would be a darn site better looking than they are!!!!