Is my mate a heartless git?

[Marc]

He told her he loved her in order to get his brown wings, then, having added it to his 'I Spy' book of dodgy sexual practices, lost interest rapidly

GENIUS!

Last time I told a girl I loved her she ran away crying, never seen her since, think shes living in some tribe in western Nigeria

 

[METALMICKY]

How about these two ideas:

1) the 2 txt method

A) Welcome to the town of Dumpedville, population?
B) You!

Or changing your answer machine to something like "Sorry my answer machine is active as i'm vetting my calls. Please leave a message and if i DON'T get back then your the dump bitch who can't take a hint!"

 

[Meade's Ball]

"Can i do you up the bum?"
"No way!"
"But i love you."
"In that case, bore right through me."

 

[Bluejuice]

So that's the way to get it up the council.

And all this time I've just been telling her to get on her knees and shutup.

All it took were those three little false words

 

[Brighton Breezy]

She took learn to take a hint.

 

[eagles #1]

Is my mate a heartless git?

Yes.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

he is my hero

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why didn't he just invite her round, cum on her face then dump her?

 

[um bongo molongo]

where's the "yes he's a heartless git but you've got to admire anyone with the front to pull off that trick" option?

 

[alan partridge]

She took learn to take a hint.

lol

what?

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

She was nice enough to take it up the tradesmans, the least he could have done was get his mum to send an e-mail, dumping her. The useless little shit.