Is it possible to stretch your banjo string?

[bristolseagull]

Just wondering like.......

a 'friend' of mine has a bit of a problem, he thinks he may have pulled/stretched/torn his banjo string- too much bonking he reckons- is there anything he can do about it? he says it's quite uncomfortable to touch.......

 

[Frutos]

A 'friend' eh?

I'd reckon this 'friend' might want to see a doctor, just to be on't safe side.

 

[One True BHA]

yeah your pal is going to have to see a nurse and pull his little foreskin back and let her have a looksie

very unpleasant experience

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but circumcision is the only option when one has stetched / broken ones banjo string!

Does your "friend" also have one particularly muscular forearm?

 

[Addick]

Did it ONCE needed stery strips and all was ok after a month of no sex

Mind you it hurt a bit

 

[colinpants]

Well i have never heard it called that before.

 

[Cian]

Its tearable, thats for sure.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Steer clear of virgin c.unts.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

What a fascinating term, I've never come across it in my life, I'm gunna start using it as an insult.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Even better is a "gooch." The bit between your balls and chocolate starfish. Call someone a gooch man, it's a killer.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

OK, you gooch, what's a chocolate starfish?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

A chocolate starfish is your rusty bullet hole, you banjo string.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

So, what's your rusty bullet hole, you chocolate starfish?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Your rusty bullet hole is your bourneville boulevard, nutsack.

 

[Les Biehn]

Your rusty bullet hole is your bourneville boulevard, nutsack.

Shut up you bunch of rusty sheriff's badges or I will kick you in the twitter.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Ahhh, alll is clear now. Would you like to play my banjo string, Danny?

 

[Munkfish]

Iv done it, blood everywere.



just a tip to anyone who may do it, never try and clean the blood off with toilet role as it absorbs the blood and then sticks to you bloody cock creating what can only be described

as a nob turben, which then leaves you with no option to get on your tip toes in your girlfriends parents bathroom and wash your cock in the sink at 3.30 in the morning! praying

that knowone needs to come in as your cock is in tatters and there is a mixture of blood and bloody tissue in there sink. just a tip of course!



Not to worry though, it re-healed in about two weeks.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

hahahahahahahaha "NOB TURBEN"

 

[Munkfish]

Shut up you bunch of rusty sheriff's badges or I will kick you in the twitter.

I will come and kick you right in your dirty tea towel holder if you dont pipe down.

 

[Whitterz]

A friend of mines brother once snapped his banjo string whilst his missus was giving him head. Apparently it dont stop bleeding!