Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Lokki 7 said:No, they are not "slut faced whores". They are;
SLUT FACED WHORES
Get it right please
Yes thats right SLUT FACED WHORES
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Is it possible to just stop fancying someone?
- Thread starter linda_gull
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Yes thats right SLUT FACED WHORES
Kylies Stunt Arse
What?
Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:
Oh I know, I was just messing with ya.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Kylies Stunt Arse said:
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
It's very possible to stop fancying someone - i've done it loads of times!!!!
magoo
New member
linda_gull said:Not the type of thing you ask a woman, but yes!!
WAHEEY! Get yourself over to NSP my girl!
Incredigull
In Cervesio Felicitas
Shoot them !!
Wozza
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linda_gull said:
Of course it is.
I looked up from my desk a little earlier and saw a gorgeous blonde girl walking past me in the office - a welcome relief from some pretty dull work today, I can tell you.
Since then she's walked past me three or four more times.
The second time I noticed that she's got a big arse. That's okay, I thought - she's got the breasts to balance that out, and a slim waist.
But then, the third time, I realised that she's probably wearing a padded bra.
The fourth time, I noticed that her face isn't all that.
*shrugs* Now I'm just getting on with my work.
Hope that helps.
Franks Wild Years
New member
Then on the sixth time that he's bald.
Wozza
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Actually, she's just left.
In an anorak.
(Don't get me wrong, I still would)
In an anorak.
(Don't get me wrong, I still would)
Franks Wild Years
New member
In an anorak.
Unusual mode of transport.
I go to work in my car.
Unusual mode of transport.
I go to work in my car.
ShorehamGull
He's now back
Wozza said:
Was she just wearing an anorak, anything underneath?
Wozza
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Franks Wild Years said:
Ha ha. That's brilliant!
*wipes tear from eye*
SK1NT
Well-known member
Re: Re: Is it possible to just stop fancying someone?
thats hilarious coz its true. The more u look, the more bad stuff you notice lolWozza said:Of course it is.
I looked up from my desk a little earlier and saw a gorgeous blonde girl walking past me in the office - a welcome relief from some pretty dull work today, I can tell you.
Since then she's walked past me three or four more times.
The second time I noticed that she's got a big arse. That's okay, I thought - she's got the breasts to balance that out, and a slim waist.
But then, the third time, I realised that she's probably wearing a padded bra.
The fourth time, I noticed that her face isn't all that.
*shrugs* Now I'm just getting on with my work.
Hope that helps.
The Large One
Who's Next?
She said it was just a figment of speech
And I said, "You mean figure?"
And she said, "No, figment"
Because she could never imagine it happening
But it did.
When we first met I played the shy boy
And when she spoke to me for the first time
My nose began to bleed
She guessed the rest
The next day we went on a bus ride to the ferry
And when nobody came to collect our fares
Well, I knew then this was something special
I couldn’t stop thinking about her
And every time I switched on the radio
There was somebody else singing a song about the two of us
It was just like being on a fast ride at the funfair
The sort you wanna get off because it’s scary
And then as soon as you’re off
You wanna get straight back on again
But our love is strange
And you have to take the crunchy with the smooth I s'pose
She began going out with Mr Potato Head
It was when I saw her in the car park
With his coat around her shoulders that I realised
I went home and thought about the two of them together
Until the bath water went cold around me
I thought about her eyes and the curve of her breasts
And about the point where their bodies met
I confronted her about it.
I said, "I’m the most illegible bachelor in town."
And she said, "Yea, that's why I can never understand
Any of those silly letters you send me."
And then one day it happened
She cut 'er hair and I stopped lovin' 'er
And I said, "You mean figure?"
And she said, "No, figment"
Because she could never imagine it happening
But it did.
When we first met I played the shy boy
And when she spoke to me for the first time
My nose began to bleed
She guessed the rest
The next day we went on a bus ride to the ferry
And when nobody came to collect our fares
Well, I knew then this was something special
I couldn’t stop thinking about her
And every time I switched on the radio
There was somebody else singing a song about the two of us
It was just like being on a fast ride at the funfair
The sort you wanna get off because it’s scary
And then as soon as you’re off
You wanna get straight back on again
But our love is strange
And you have to take the crunchy with the smooth I s'pose
She began going out with Mr Potato Head
It was when I saw her in the car park
With his coat around her shoulders that I realised
I went home and thought about the two of them together
Until the bath water went cold around me
I thought about her eyes and the curve of her breasts
And about the point where their bodies met
I confronted her about it.
I said, "I’m the most illegible bachelor in town."
And she said, "Yea, that's why I can never understand
Any of those silly letters you send me."
And then one day it happened
She cut 'er hair and I stopped lovin' 'er
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glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
you fickle load of sods (youthful sods) I don't get down to brighton much now but the last time I came down I saw a girl I was at school with bearing in mind that was over 40 years ago and she looked great yes,yes and I would if it's real you never lose that feeling.
she was and still is a cracker
she was and still is a cracker
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
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Franks Wild Years said:
hitony
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I tend to stop fancying them about 1 minute after ejeculation !!!! 
(bring it on you females....i can handle all the male chauvanistic stuff you can throw at me !!!! )
im so happy this morning..........must be last nights win
(bring it on you females....i can handle all the male chauvanistic stuff you can throw at me !!!!
)im so happy this morning..........must be last nights win
magoo
New member
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is it possible to just stop fancying someone?
and don't forget you're actually getting married AS WELL AS GOING TO PRAGUE!!!
jimmyseagull said:Tell me about it, i been with my mrs 12 years.
and don't forget you're actually getting married AS WELL AS GOING TO PRAGUE!!!