Is a the Hull game......

[Scotty Mac]

Oh God its the battle of the village idiots.

In the red corner, trained by his mum and armed with bread to feed the ducks and a map drawn on the back of his hand to help him find his way to job interviews, it's Kev.

In the blue corner from the darkest area of Sussex where the whole village is one step from being your cousin and recently allowed day release to attend football matches its 1066.

superb

 

[Bakesy]

Oh God its the battle of the village idiots.

In the red corner, trained by his mum and armed with bread to feed the ducks and a map drawn on the back of his hand to help him find his way to job interviews, it's Kev.

In the blue corner from the darkest area of Sussex where the whole village is one step from being your cousin and recently allowed day release to attend football matches its 1066.

My money is on Kev, as he's a TRIED & TESTED idiot.......

 

[Redhead]

My money is on Kev, as he's a TRIED & TESTED idiot.......

but 1066 is a fearless newcomer kev's reputation may ultimately lead to his demise.

 

[Bakesy]

DING DING, ROUND 1.......

 

[1066gull]

but 1066 is a fearless newcomer kev's reputation may ultimately lead to his demise.

 

[Redhead]

Please never do that again.

 

[Bakesy]

Please never do that again.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

DING DING, ROUND 1.......

It's the ask the girl out round. Contestants have to;

a) Identify the difference between the male and female sex.
b) Make a meaningful conversation with the correct sex without dribbling.
c) Buy them a drink then walk back to the table without spilling it due to overexcitement.
d) Touch their hand for at least 30 seconds without popping their cork.

Contestants disqualified if silently stare at the chest or talk about the rules of cricket.

 

[Braders]

It's the ask the girl out round. Contestants have to;

a) Identify the difference between the male and female sex.
b) Make a meaningful conversation with the correct sex without dribbling.
c) Buy them a drink then walk back to the table without spilling it due to overexcitement.
d) Touch their hand for at least 30 seconds without popping their cork.

aren't first rounds usually easy...



plus my moneys on Kev

 

[surrey jim]

It's the ask the girl out round. Contestants have to;

a) Identify the difference between the male and female sex.
b) Make a meaningful conversation with the correct sex without dribbling.
c) Buy them a drink then walk back to the table without spilling it due to overexcitement.
d) Touch their hand for at least 30 seconds without popping their cork.

Contestants disqualified if silently stare at the chest or talk about the rules of cricket.

 

[Bruce Lee Wannabe]

Think if we dont beat both Millwall and Hull then it is going to become even more of a strugle then last season. Really are massive games. But Brighton do seem to learn a lot from absolute kickings like yesterday so hopefully we'll sort it out and get those 3 pts!

 

[Bwian]

It's the ask the girl out round. Contestants have to;

a) Identify the difference between the male and female sex.
b) Make a meaningful conversation with the correct sex without dribbling.
c) Buy them a drink then walk back to the table without spilling it due to overexcitement.
d) Touch their hand for at least 30 seconds without popping their cork.

Contestants disqualified if silently stare at the chest or talk about the rules of cricket.

They've both been in training for this bout

 

[Theatre of Trees]

News just in, the first round goes to Kev, he recognised a girl at the first attempt whereas 1066 got confused by somebody with long hair and a beard. However, Kev's attempt at conversation with the girl failed when rigor mortis set when recounting the story of his trip to Falmer. 1066 was last seen talking to a tree near Battle.


Round two will be up in a while.

 

[Beach Hut]

You lot and Kev's love life - give him a break FFS.

He'll find Mrs Right at some point I think it's those youthful hormones kicking in and the realisation of what a certain part of the anatomy was designed for.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A 9 pointer ? Yes indeed if we win all 3 home games coming up we'll have 9 more points starting with 3 on Friday. p.s. did 1066 get his user name when somebody asked him the time once?

 

[Northstander]

News just in, the first round goes to Kev, he recognised a girl at the first attempt whereas 1066 got confused by somebody with long hair and a beard. However, Kev's attempt at conversation with the girl failed when rigor mortis set when recounting the story of his trip to Falmer. 1066 was last seen talking to a tree near Battle.


Round two will be up in a while.

 

[1066gull]

Least me and Kev don't need www.adultfinder.com to find a girl.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kev was close with one at his college. But he ain't desperate like the rest of you.

 

[Hiney]

Least me and Kev don't need www.adultfinder.com to find a girl.I

You just knock on your sister's bedroom door