Irritating phrases or words in the workplace.

[clapham_gull]

"right - I'm gonna bowl you a curve ball here, see how you deal with it"

 

[bhaexpress]

'Human Resources'. It's another expression for 'Bunch of brain dead wankers who have heads full of hypothetical theory and no common sense'.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I find 'we are relocating your team to Croydon' irritates our lot

 

[Artois]

At the end of the day.

 

[clapham_gull]

"team"

 

[clapham_gull]

"how's your diary next week"

"schedule" pronounced incorrectly

 

[Franks Wild Years]

"right - I'm gonna bowl you a curve ball here, see how you deal with it"

"Ah, a smack in the mouth, hmm I like where your comming from.
O K, thats enough now, HELP !"

 

[Pigsy]

"in response to a series of drivers for operational change"

Efficiency realisation driven by the re-engineering of processes

and anything relating to risk assessment

 

[clapham_gull]

People with job titles that inadequately describes their role within the organisation.

Example: "manager"

 

[Hiney]

"Think outside the Box"

"Let's take a Blue Sky approach to this one"

"We have to look at a window of opportunity"

Corporate BOLLOCKS

I thank you