Interfere with ducks!

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Did you REALLY just post a picture of your girlfriend on NSC?

Where's Danny?

I'm not his girlfriend?

 

[house your seagull]

There's more chance of the crowd hearing the ducks.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

She lived there? She was a student at the uni? Not from Brighton? Tell her to shut it!

Or is this all a cunning plan to show off that you have a girlfriend who is not a fat munter?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

She lived there? She was a student at the uni? Not from Brighton? Tell her to shut it!

Or is this all a cunning plan to show off that you have a girlfriend who is not a fat munter?

I believe it is. Me, well the self-confessed Rottingdean Love Machine, it's all a ruse. I could only dream of getting with a chick like that. I had to settle for Sonia Jackson on new years eve.

 

[sydney]

There's a law against interfering with Ducks. What's the Difference between a Hamster and a Nun? You can't f u c k a Nun

i assure you , you actually can f*** a nun , but getting back to the meat and potatoes of the thread , if your GF is not an absolute minx with a silver medal for botty sport...........DUMPINGTON...!!!

 

[sydney]

I believe it is. Me, well the self-confessed Rottingdean Love Machine, it's all a ruse. I could only dream of getting with a chick like that. I had to settle for Sonia Jackson on new years eve.

sorry , i have i wandered into the caption competition by mistake...

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I believe it is. Me, well the self-confessed Rottingdean Love Machine, it's all a ruse. I could only dream of getting with a chick like that. I had to settle for Sonia Jackson on new years eve.

Is that really you danny? Can I finally put a face to all the tales of depravity? Although, the manic captain kirk has so far filled the role perfectly.

 

[Scoffers]

I believe it is. Me, well the self-confessed Rottingdean Love Machine, it's all a ruse. I could only dream of getting with a chick like that. I had to settle for Sonia Jackson on new years eve.

Which one is Danny ?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Which one is Danny ?

Let me give you a clue, when I bend over naked first thing in the morning, my jacksie doesn't look like the surface of the moon close up with a huge skipping rope going down the middle.




At least... I hope it doesn't?

 

[sydney]

Let me give you a clue, when I bend over naked first thing in the morning, my jacksie doesn't look like the surface of the moon close up with a huge skipping rope going down the middle.




At least... I hope it doesn't?

you need to stop doing wierd shit with your hair mate , you'll be bald by the time you're 40...XX

 

[Basil Fawlty]

She isn't against it she was, Not bothered now. And I can't dump her for that! I just need to teach her! Plus she is stunning and great in every other way. And as I know after that statement you'll require a photo. Dark hair.

Why has she got a massive red mark across her face? Has she been in a fight?

 

[Colossal Squid]

Right, so to rate Drumstick's girlfriend, as is clearly the REAL intention of this thread.

I think that she has nice looking boobs and obviously isn't a chunker HOWEVER her boat doesn't really do it for me so it would probably just be a sex thing for me.

I would say 7/10 because it looks like she has big young boobs

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

FDS (D = Duck)

 

[WhingForPresident]

Drumstick is with Stacey off of Eastenders?

 

[Drumstick]

Not a student, She doesn't like the students acting like twats. And no I posted the photo to stop people moaning about useless without pics. What's the harm if your proud. Nothing she hasn't got on Facebook.

To make you all happy I'll remove it.

Awaits.