Insiders response to Giraffe

[Easy 10]

Well I've been a STH every year at Withdean. I was therefore expecting Tony Bloom and Martin Perry to pull up outside my house in a blue and white striped pimped out humm-vee and take me on a trip to the stadium, garnering me with french champagne and prawn vol-au-vents, whilst giving me a full oral...presentation of the Platinum season tickets and the delights they have on offer. I would then sign up on the spot, before being whisked into town for a fully complementry massage courtesy of the club, along with a 'happy ending'.

Instead, all I got was a free DVD and a glib mention of it in the accompanynig letter.
DISGUSTING.

 

[The Large One]

Well I've been a STH every year at Withdean. I was therefore expecting Tony Bloom and Martin Perry to pull up outside my house in a blue and white striped pimped out humm-vee and take me on a trip to the stadium, garnering me with french champagne and prawn vol-au-vents, whilst giving me a full oral...presentation of the Platinum season tickets and the delights they have on offer. I would then sign up on the spot, before being whisked into town for a fully complementry massage courtesy of the club, along with a 'happy ending'.

Instead, all I got was a free DVD and a glib mention of it in the accompanynig letter.
DISGUSTING.

Is there any other sort?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I understand that the offer is not open to Huddersfield Town supporters because there is nowere to tie-up their whippets!

yes there is...the church land next to the stadium

 

[Easy 10]

Is there any other sort?

You've never been to Lidls then I take it.

 

[Project Office]

Well I've been a STH every year at Withdean. I was therefore expecting Tony Bloom and Martin Perry to pull up outside my house in a blue and white striped pimped out humm-vee and take me on a trip to the stadium, garnering me with french champagne and prawn vol-au-vents, whilst giving me a full oral...presentation of the Platinum season tickets and the delights they have on offer. I would then sign up on the spot, before being whisked into town for a fully complementry massage courtesy of the club, along with a 'happy ending'.

Instead, all I got was a free DVD and a glib mention of it in the accompanynig letter.
DISGUSTING.

You were out when we called. Very disappointing.

 

[Easy 10]

You were out when we called. Very disappointing.