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Meaning that the third series will be rather lame.
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Inbetweeners
- Thread starter Giraffe
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Meaning that the third series will be rather lame.
Glees
The Boobie Watcher
Carlys fanny on your face , on your face , on your face
Carlys fanny on your face AND YOUR BELLEND
Carlys fanny on your face AND YOUR BELLEND
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
see I found the second series in terms of content alot better then the first
hopper_182
Active member
- Sep 25, 2008
- 645
i thought both series were hilarious. the first episode in the second series was filmed in littlehampton. so many classic lines...
peep show on the other hand is a plie of sh*t........in my opinion....
briefcase w*nker.
peep show on the other hand is a plie of sh*t........in my opinion....
briefcase w*nker.
- Aug 8, 2005
- 26,946
- Thread starter
- #25
I love the whole "you dad is gay" stuff.
Particularly the outburst where the dad says to Will, that's enough of your lip, to which he replies.
"Lip, oh yes you'd like my lips round your bellend wouldn't you!!"
Particularly the outburst where the dad says to Will, that's enough of your lip, to which he replies.
"Lip, oh yes you'd like my lips round your bellend wouldn't you!!"
"Bring your wellies, we'll be knee deep in clunge"
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"I started shagging when I was TEN"
"You were still wetting the bed when you were ten"
"Yeah. Your MUMS bed. With my SPUNK"
"You were still wetting the bed when you were ten"
"Yeah. Your MUMS bed. With my SPUNK"
folkestonesgull
Active member
Its great. I saw Simon Bird (will) on saturday night - he was doing this weird gameshow/standup thing. It wasnt very good.
My point is you don't NEED both. Peep Show renders Inbetweeners obsolete, as it does basically the same job, only dozens of times better. The geeky one's lines and general manner in Inbetweeners are very clearly just pinched from Mark in Peep Show.
For me it is to Peep Show what Two Pints of Lager... is to Men Behaving Badly.
It's like a friend said to me while we were watching Interpol live at Latitude last year;
"Makes Editors seem a bit pointless really, doesn't it?"
trancing
On our way 2 falmer
1 of the best programmes ive seen on tv, hope they do series 3
junior
Well-known member
Oooh CAR friend.........
Editors are 100 times better than Interpol have ever been though!
Stop it, you're killing me.Editors could write for a million years and never write a song 1% as beautiful or intricate as Pioneers To The Fall. Or The Lighthouse. Or Take You On A Cruise.
The inbetweeners quotes
Simon: Its YOUR spunk!!
Neil: but it's YOUR car!
Simon: What...so if I spunked in your face it would be yours?
Will: No one would get fingered for a bet Jay... with the possible exception of your sister.
Jay: Take that back
Will: You're right I do take that back, on the other hand your mum would probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10
Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk
Jay: Have you had a wank over Will's mum?
Will: Please don't have a wank over my mum!
Neil: I can't pronmise that, Will.
Jay: While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer... i've been out porkin' loads of vadge!
Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!
Jay: Where've you been? Wankin' over your mum's bras?
Will: Well seeing as she's my mum, probably not
Jay: Well can I have them then?
Jays Dad: I know what you're up to, you think cos shes sooo massive, she'll count as 2 shags, well she doesnt!
Will: What you lookin at?
Jay: Your mum
Will: Doesnt look anything like my mum
Jay: But that is her snatch though!
Simon's mum: Just because Kevin's gay, doesn't mean he's a paedophile!
Kevin: I'm not a paedophile!
Neil: My Dad's not gay!
Jay: Well...let's look at the evidence...1) your mum left him because he loves! cock.
Simon's Dad: Your've had an eventful day bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have i missed anything?"
Will: We also hit a spastic with a frispy
Jay: I'm gonna go find that yummy mummy who wants me to spunk on her tummy.
Jay: You lot can stay here and finger Neil's arse but i'm off to find some clunge.
Neil: He rubbed my legs
Jay: That's what you get for leading on Peados you slut!
Jay: She's probably just got an old face, must be cos of all the jizz she's had on it
Old Lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please
Old Lady: One cornetto, is that all?
Jay: Do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart
Jay: Oh right, bit late am I?
Old Lady: Do you want something else?
Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: Can you suck me off?
Neil: Oh go on I love boats, I used to go fishing with my dad.
Jay: Fisting?
Neil: FISHING!
Neil: Just who is this Duke of Edinburgh, does he teach it?
Jay: No, of course he doesn't teach it you f***ing idiot, the Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.
Will: Umm, No he isn't, it's his dad
Neil: King Phillip?
Will: No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you're thinking of, but he's not the king
Neil: But he fucks the Queen though
Jay: Probably up the arse
Will: LOOK, do you wanna sign up or not?
Jay: You've gotta be f***ing joking, there's no way i'm gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain
Neil: Yeah f*** it i'm in
Will: Your dad's moved out?
Simon: It's no biggie, they've not been getting on lately so he's moved out for a few weeks while they sort stuff out
Jay: What like her face? It's gonna take more than a few weeks to sort that mess out
Will: I went to fart and instead, shit myself
Simon: No-one brings a bag of shit to a pub
Jay: Your dad does
Simon: Does he?
Jay: Yeah, your mum
Will: Alright you big poof? Where's your bit then? I thought you'd be having it up to your nuts in guts
Jay: Nah, I had to er, I had to give her the boot
Will: Did you? I thought you were really into her
Jay: Nah, she was like frigid, and she wouldn't have this threesome even though I organised it with a top lezzer model, and (sobbing) my cock was too big for her
Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
Will: Oh well that's good
Jay: No, they'll call you shit pants mong
Neil: Or Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take Shat
Neil: Dr Poo
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who shit himself
Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
Simon: Brad Shit
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
Will: Alright!
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
Neil: Who?
Simon: Its YOUR spunk!!
Neil: but it's YOUR car!
Simon: What...so if I spunked in your face it would be yours?
Will: No one would get fingered for a bet Jay... with the possible exception of your sister.
Jay: Take that back
Will: You're right I do take that back, on the other hand your mum would probably get fingered for a packet of biscuits.
Simon: You wet the bed when you were 10
Jay: Yeah I wet your mums bed...with my spunk
Jay: Have you had a wank over Will's mum?
Will: Please don't have a wank over my mum!
Neil: I can't pronmise that, Will.
Jay: While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer... i've been out porkin' loads of vadge!
Will: Oh piss off
Neils Dad: dont talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: oh sorry, my manners, piss off PLEASE!!
Neils Dad: i've had enough of your lip
Will: oh you'd like my lip wouldnt you, right round your bell end! if Mr Chippy doesnt get there first! Whats he gunna knock up, a closet for you to hide in!? you BUMDER!!
Jay: Where've you been? Wankin' over your mum's bras?
Will: Well seeing as she's my mum, probably not
Jay: Well can I have them then?
Jays Dad: I know what you're up to, you think cos shes sooo massive, she'll count as 2 shags, well she doesnt!
Will: What you lookin at?
Jay: Your mum
Will: Doesnt look anything like my mum
Jay: But that is her snatch though!
Simon's mum: Just because Kevin's gay, doesn't mean he's a paedophile!
Kevin: I'm not a paedophile!
Neil: My Dad's not gay!
Jay: Well...let's look at the evidence...1) your mum left him because he loves! cock.
Simon's Dad: Your've had an eventful day bunking off school, buying alchol illegally, defacing carly's drive and insulting Neil's dad, have i missed anything?"
Will: We also hit a spastic with a frispy
Jay: I'm gonna go find that yummy mummy who wants me to spunk on her tummy.
Jay: You lot can stay here and finger Neil's arse but i'm off to find some clunge.
Neil: He rubbed my legs
Jay: That's what you get for leading on Peados you slut!
Jay: She's probably just got an old face, must be cos of all the jizz she's had on it
Old Lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please
Old Lady: One cornetto, is that all?
Jay: Do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart
Jay: Oh right, bit late am I?
Old Lady: Do you want something else?
Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: Can you suck me off?
Neil: Oh go on I love boats, I used to go fishing with my dad.
Jay: Fisting?
Neil: FISHING!
Neil: Just who is this Duke of Edinburgh, does he teach it?
Jay: No, of course he doesn't teach it you f***ing idiot, the Duke of Edinburgh is Prince Charles.
Will: Umm, No he isn't, it's his dad
Neil: King Phillip?
Will: No, I mean, that IS the Duke of Edinburgh you're thinking of, but he's not the king
Neil: But he fucks the Queen though
Jay: Probably up the arse
Will: LOOK, do you wanna sign up or not?
Jay: You've gotta be f***ing joking, there's no way i'm gonna get bummed by some royal bloke on a mountain
Neil: Yeah f*** it i'm in
Will: Your dad's moved out?
Simon: It's no biggie, they've not been getting on lately so he's moved out for a few weeks while they sort stuff out
Jay: What like her face? It's gonna take more than a few weeks to sort that mess out
Will: I went to fart and instead, shit myself
Simon: No-one brings a bag of shit to a pub
Jay: Your dad does
Simon: Does he?
Jay: Yeah, your mum
Will: Alright you big poof? Where's your bit then? I thought you'd be having it up to your nuts in guts
Jay: Nah, I had to er, I had to give her the boot
Will: Did you? I thought you were really into her
Jay: Nah, she was like frigid, and she wouldn't have this threesome even though I organised it with a top lezzer model, and (sobbing) my cock was too big for her
Jay: At least they wont call you briefcase mong anymore
Will: Oh well that's good
Jay: No, they'll call you shit pants mong
Neil: Or Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Will: Any more?
Simon: Wayne Pooney, Take Shat
Neil: Dr Poo
Jay: The Lion the Witch and the speccy kid who shit himself
Simon: We can keep this up all summer you know
Will: Brilliant looking forward to it
Simon: Brad Shit
Jay: Bumlog Millionaire
Will: Alright!
Simon: How about Vladimir Pootin
Neil: Who?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,498
I'm sure I heard on the radio yesterday they had a movie in the pipeline, whereby the main characters go on holiday together.
Not at all like Kevin & Perry Go Large then.
Not at all like Kevin & Perry Go Large then.
Garage_Doors
Originally the Swankers
If they made a film anywhere as good a Kevin & Perry it will be good.
hopper_182
Active member
- Sep 25, 2008
- 645
I read that in the sun the other day. hoping it doesnt turn out to be cr*p.
7:18
Brighton & Hove Albion
Editors are indeed 100x better than Interpol...I don't really get the comparisons to be honest, I love Editors and then tried to force myself to like Interpol and I just can't get into them...shame because I want to like them but I just don't...Editors are far superior
7:18
Brighton & Hove Albion
oh and the Inbetweeners is indeed the funnies thing on television right now...too many classic moments to even begin to list them off...I particularly like the "help we've caught a fish" and "i am a man, having a party for the local adults" bits