In your Bournemouth slums

[raymondbriggs]

Explain?
I like a joke that I can understand raymondo!

Hobo avatar and a personalised number plate scream "Doll Scrounger".Only a social security scrounger would have both.

 

[BN9 BHA]

WTF,
Are you on crack?? you have totally lost me now.

As I said I like a joke but only when I can understand it!!

 

[Norman Potting]

You used to be in Hampshire, you used to be in Hampshire!

 

[Guinness Boy]

'You sit in your deck chairs and moan at the rain
You wish Winston Churchill was leader again

In your Bournemouth slums
In your Bournemouth slums

Your teeth all fell out and you eat through a straw
You start every sentence with "During the war"

In your Bournemouth slums
In your Bournemouth slums'

"You love Harry Redknapp & think he's a gent
Despite all the rest of us knowing he's bent
In your Bournemouth slums..."

I think Edna has an important day job which is a shame as the above is GENIUS

 

[Guinness Boy]

Your fruit bowl is full of strange things you can't peel
You read The Express and you think that it's real

In your Bournemouth slums
In your Bournemouth slums

 

[TheJasperCo]

You're just a small town near Weymouth, you're just a small town near Weymouth....

 

[Guinness Boy]

Your High Street is stuck in 1984
You watch Howard's Way and you think it's next door.

In your Bournemouth slums.