In honour of the Israel's mighty performance

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Hesbollah rules

I think you'll find they're on the other side.

 

[NMH]

I am wearing a frisbee as a yamulka, placing bread on the doormat, and ge-filtering my kippers.

Shalom!

 

[withdeanwombat]

Shall i blow up a bus?

Mind you don't burn your lips.

Chicken soup chicken soup chicken soup.

 

[Questions]

I feel bad now. I sat eating pork scratchings throughout that game. Mind you they do go well with a beer.

 

[NMH]

Mind you don't burn your lips.

Chicken soup chicken soup chicken soup.

Isn't it "dradel dradel dradel" or something like?

I'm glad that we aren't kvelling and kvetching, and feeling verklumpt about their performance against the Russians. They did themselves proud last night, and we should forgive them for that crucifixion.

 

[Buzzer]

Oy Vey to all you Goyim. Never mind the quality - feel the win.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Hebrew who dares, Wins.

I think, on Wednesday, rather than the usual "God save the Queen" rubbish anthem we should all sing the old Desmond Decker Classic..


"Wake up in the morning
Slaving for bread sir......

 

[Buzzer]

I think you'll find it's wake up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast.....

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What sunflower spread do I lay on my bread?

 

[Buzzer]

ohh....ohh...my ears are alight

 

[Jesus Gul]

Forget McClaren. El Tel (Aviv)'s contribution to England's near qualification has gone a little un-noticed.

 

[tedebear]

Sadly the best thing for English football would be not to qualify. Which should pave way to a massive shake up starting at the top with the FA, then the manager and then the players. That'd be the best thing ever. Even if they don't qualify it probably wouldn't happen though...

 

[Giraffe]

Just to let you know I bottled it! Placed next to a pair of kitchen scissors my willy didn't look like it fancied it so I chopped back my pubic hair instead.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Just to let you know I bottled it! Placed next to a pair of kitchen scissors my willy didn't look like it fancied it so I chopped back my pubic hair instead.

Did you shave a Star of David into it?

 

[Giraffe]

Did you shave a Star of David into it?

Yes with my cock at the tip of the fifth point of the star. Quite classy.