Goring Gull
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A lot of the immigrants to the UK are very beneficial to the economy and to the country in general but who ar ethe worse type of immigrants?
Lokki 7 said:Good call Shizouka, snails. Bloody romans introduced the common garden snail as a luxury food. Didn't bother picking em all up when they left though did they the lazy bastards. How many lettuces has that cost us over the last 1800 years
dave the gaffer said:Finnish women...shouldn't be allowed
Meade's_Ball said:It has to be the Eskimo. He comes down here from the frozen north with his big whale-fur coat on, stinking of seal foetus and chattering his teeth like a joke-shop warehouse. They say they're looking for refuge. Polar bears and ethnic cleansing they rattle on about. I don't listen. So, they turn to crime. Form a mafia. Smuggle things. People. Diamonds. People encased in diamonds.
Send those Eskimotherfuckers back to their icy wastescapes and their barbarism. They are not welcome here.
Meade's_Ball said:You just want the hulking Finnish men with their snake-like arms and blinding blonde mullets.
True,but they do know their way around a helmet.Goring Gull said:Finnish women are very odd, remember thinking this when i was in Helsinki on a lads jolly once.
Nutty as squirrel shit.
dave the gaffer said:Finnish women...shouldn't be allowed
Lokki 7 said:I shall forward your comments on to Mrs Lokki 7 with interest. Did I mention she will also be in the MP tonight... you won't like her when she's angry!
Meade's_Ball said:It has to be the Eskimo. He comes down here from the frozen north with his big whale-fur coat on, stinking of seal foetus and chattering his teeth like a joke-shop warehouse. They say they're looking for refuge. Polar bears and ethnic cleansing they rattle on about. I don't listen. So, they turn to crime. Form a mafia. Smuggle things. People. Diamonds. People encased in diamonds.
Send those Eskimotherfuckers back to their icy wastescapes and their barbarism. They are not welcome here.
zefarelly said:I married an immigrant, who's ancestors where immigrants from England. can you tell who she is yet
this week I have been mostly pissed me off because she's not allowed to claim child benefit for my son, she earns, pays tax and NI at a greater rate than most, but she can't claim for our son whos born and bred English ! ( with a little bit of Aussie thrown in for good measure )
I can though wheres to logic in that ?
Oceanic said:If she was an illegal immigrant who doesn't contribute to the country then it'll be a different story, she'd be entitled to everything that's on offer, even a free house thrown in.
Voroshilov said:The worse immigrants are northerners. Moaning about how it's much friendlier in wippet worrying territory and mouthing off about frothy beer and how everything is cheaper and the beauty of the peaks dales or lakes.
Well you miserable bastards the truth is your neighbours aren't being friendly, they're nosey gobshites who won't stay out of other peoples business
Beer isn't meant to be frothy, it's not f***ing cream soda. Have a pint of Harveys and belt up.
The only reason it's cheap is no-one wants to bloody live there, probably because it's full of people like you.
And shut up about the ranges of hills your family hovel clung to the side of. There's nothing picturesque about dull grey hills under dull grey skies. Proper hills are called downs and overlook the weald.
Piss of back to where you cames from if you hate it so much down here and while you're at it take the Welsh and Scots with you.