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1234andcounting
Well-known member
- Mar 31, 2008
- 1,609
No, I'm Spartacus.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Congratulations. When is it being screened?
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father...prepare to die.
My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father...prepare to die.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,186
The recent gag doing the rounds concerned Michael Douglas introducing an awards show and cracking gags... some of the audience started giving him " The Bird" and he got a bit het up with the heckling.
He said " You shouldn't heckle me, do you know who I am ?.... I'm Kirk Douglas's son ! "
Then one by one, people stood up in the audience saying " No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son .. "
He said " You shouldn't heckle me, do you know who I am ?.... I'm Kirk Douglas's son ! "
Then one by one, people stood up in the audience saying " No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son .. "
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
. . . putting on my top hat
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
Like it. Almost as much as the night Eric Morecambe attended a tribute dinner for Rex Harrison, after the actor had recently had surgery for throat cancer and had a large part of his larynx removed.
As Harrison stood up to take the audiences applause, Morecambe was heard to shout 'SPEECH!'
Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
I'n Brian and so is my wife, and i have the t-shirt to prove it!!
Alonso Moseley
Active member
- Jun 16, 2008
- 522
...in with the in crowd
Norman Potting
Well-known member
I'd heard that it was one of Michael Douglas' brothers who fancied himself as a comedian and tried out his act in a London Comedy Club. He was "dying" onstage and being heckled when he came out with this. But whichever of Kirk Douglas' sons it was (or even it was just made up) it is still funny.
And by the way, "I'm...walking backwards for Christmas"
...and I'm not a PC, I find those ads profoundly irritating and leave me with an irrational and unreasonable desire to punch the smug git (ok I know they are only actors) saying it. Theyre not a PC.
spasticus artisticus (ian dury)
tedebear
Legal Alien
Actually..... I'm Sportacus
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
I .... am ..... Spartacus.
raymondbriggs
New member
i'm waiting for a bus,number 5 to Hang-em-all-ton
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I'm...
On the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
[/Carpenters]
On the top of the world looking down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me at the top of the world
[/Carpenters]
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I'm in the mood for dancing
Romancing
Whoo-oo! Giving it all, tonight!
Romancing
Whoo-oo! Giving it all, tonight!